By noballs - 18/08/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, at work, there was some teenage hoodlums outside in our parking lot. When I tell them to leave, one of the bigger guys steps up and says "I'll kick your ass!". I yell "No balls!", to the teen. He then whips me to the ground and sits on my face, proving to me that he did. FML
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foxtmac218 0

this was me and no they were like 17. im 19 and my boss told me it was bad for buisness to have them loitering in our parking lot so i told them to leave. when i said no balls i figured he would walk away. the guy was strong as hell

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xHaniffax 0

Even if he had "no balls", you most certainly have "no brain".

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disney_blonde 16

"Teenage hoodlums"? How old you you? Just shake your cane at them and let it go.

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MoooMooMooMooMoo 0

esgdfsibgweihgfipDSFGSGsdsgrsfvd h ]=< Why do you assume they were 'hoodlums', is it because they were teenagers? YDI, I'm sick of people telling me and my friends to piss off when we're hangin' out places, it's not like they were actually doing anything wrong =/ I'm sick of all this predigest against age, would you like to be kicked out of somewhere when you weren't doing anything wrong because you were old? NO. ]=<

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foxtmac218 0

it makes people not want to come into that buisness you ignorant ****

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RoxyRaccoon 4

He didn't say whether or not they were doing anything wrong. If one of them told him he was going to kick his ass, my guess is that he isn't just "predigest" against teenagers, they actually were doing something wrong.

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Hurt16 0

just by u writting "Teen Hoodlums" had me laughing hard

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r0ck_this 0

I would've bit down. I mean, come on. They might call you gay for it, but they won't want to mess with you while their leader is on the ground writhing in immense pain.

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r0ck_this 0

oh, and for all of you who got pissed becuase he called them hoodlums and defend that they weren't doing anything, loitering isn't allowed at a lot of commercial businesses. therefore, upon doing so, you're breaking the law. THEREFORE have every right to be called a hoodlum. plus, he had to threaten the clerk - the owner of the business, or at least the one who held authority at the moment. hoodlum? ummmmmm. I THINK SO.

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depotst 0

is that related to "spirit fingers" ?? Made me laugh too hah

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minidinosaurgoes 9

No, YDI for not just calling the cops first.

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minidinosaurgoes 9

DUDE!!! if someone who could be dangerouse is around, call the cops!! that way you dont get hurt, or in your case, sat on

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krad204 21

This is why guns are useful... And so are cell phones...

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kb3194 0

Grammar check please. Honestly you're no better than the "hoodlums" with that garbage.

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