Are you like really old or something? I mean why mess with them? And who calls them hoodlums? I think you're just an old bum, no offense.

I don't believe this, hoodlums don't hang out at convenient store parking lots. This isn't 1993.

You're... doing it wrong. XD You're supposed to be the one kicking their butts in such a case, not the opposite. XD;; *lol* Man, I remember back when I was younger, I had a situation like that with a group of gang wannabes losers, except I was just minding my own business being on the phone, and the guy didn't say he'd kick my ass, he said he "had a knife and would stab me if I didn't give him my phone etc." Well, I'm not a guy, I'm actually a scrawny girl... But I simply interrupted my call for a second, turned to him and coldly said "You just go ahead and TRY that", then went back to my call as if nothing was going on. Either because I was a girl or because of the psycho look in my face when I talked to him, the dipsh*t left me alone and got the hell out soon after, since he didn't have the balls to live up to his threat, and his buddies followed him quickly. The funny thing is, I think he was bluffing about having a knife. I, on the other hand, really had one on me and was ready to use it to inflict a certain amount of bodily harm on him if he did try to stab me first. So maybe they made the right choice there... ;) Don't try this at home, kids. XD Successful survival not guaranteed in all countries or with all gangs. XD

YDI for not going out there with a gun

You are an idiot.

Wow....You assume all teenagers are hoodlums and stupid but you yourself can't even write a simple sentence in the past tense. I'm 17 and in my freshman year of college already taking Calculus 2.

Yeah and there was some peoples on the FML that writes with bad grammer even though they lives in America. -- Poor grammar and spelling above was completely intentional. You are a complete idiot, both for your complete inability to write a proper story in the past tense and for your idiotic handling of the situation. FYI, tense shifts = bad. If you start in the past tense (which your story belonged in), you must stay in it. It's really sad that you can't remain in one tense for 300 characters. Go back to school.

Dude #41 For the win XDD And OP - you should find out where that guy lives and spank his little bottom XD

Get some brains man; you don't just waltz up to someone, defenseless, say something antagonizing, and expect them not to do anything about it.

ydi for being prejudiced against teenagers...I hate it when adults say stuff like, "I fully accept other races", but turn around and sneer, "I ******* hate teenagers. Get a job, grow up, you're not an adult." It's AGE DISCRIMINATION, and it's too common for our likings.