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By Anonymous - 04/06/2009 07:57 - Puerto Rico

Today, at work, this lady comes up to the counter and asks me for some napkins. She came up to the counter 5 times, when my boss told me to find out what happened to her. Her daughter had puked all over the table and floor, she had covered it with napkins and then left. I had to clean it up. FML

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moniescri 0

Friday 5 June 2009 7:12

guys I wrote this FML... to clear some things up... I was working at a fast food restaurant, not a real restaurant(not fancy and all that). So I was behind the counter and couldn't go out to look at what had happened to the dumb moron that kept asking for napkins. Then my boss came out and told me to go and check, when i went to the table, that lady saw me, took her kid, and RAN theough the door. Then I told my boss what had happened and he told me to go and clean it. SAdly, I couldnt find that moron that did that, but if i ever see her, shes gonna get it! #103-104: jeje :D

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Xero3g 5

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:08

Find out where she lives and piss on her porch.

kansas1996 0

Friday 5 June 2009 7:14

poor moni.

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crampy 0

Friday 5 June 2009 1:25

oooh, when I worked at McDonalds I HATED that! People never just came and told us when they made a mess, they just threw down 394802938 napkins and ran.

Capnstinkfoot 0

Friday 5 June 2009 1:38

#2 is on it!!!

MissTipsy 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:03

God, how would she feel if I puked right on her nice floor, then I leave. I would quit my job if I'm asked to clean puke. Sorry, but my heart pounds when I see it or hear or smell it, I'd quit. : What a bitch. Her daughter is HER responsibility not yours! Sorry you had to do that, man. FYL and **** her!

DefyinGravity42 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:34

Ewww! That sucks!

mojo74 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:38

That sucks ass from a straw man. I hate people like that who expect waiters And waitresses to clean all of their nasty shit

kathrynnewton 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:59

Sucks to be you!!

amddude 0

Friday 5 June 2009 3:16

what an asshole.

elitepete94 0

Friday 5 June 2009 3:17

I woulda smacked that ****

unkeptbiscuit 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:02

Foods that bad huh? LOL fyl for sure

24788 6

Friday 5 June 2009 4:20

wow she's a terrible person.

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