By orgasmicriding - 22/12/2012 22:55 - United States - Wyandotte

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Today, because my boyfriend drives a 2-seated sports car, I had to awkwardly sit on his brother's lap as we drove to the store. I soon felt a poking sensation through his pants, just a few minutes before we hit a bumpy road. FML
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StalkerChick 13

I'm surprised that your boyfriend would allow you to sit in his brother's lap. o_o

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EpicSquishii 21

I don't see why you all three had to go. You could have taken a shopping list or something right?

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kitsuneluvuh 12

Hooooooooly shit I read this wrong the first time. I thought OP had to sit on HER brother's lap, and he got a stiffy. It's WAY less wrong what actually happened. Poor guy, bet he was embarrassed.

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kiwienne 21

Glad I'm not the only one who read it like that.. Was a bit worried there for a second

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ohSNAPyall 26

30 Don't hate! I have an Okie friend, and she is a classy lady.

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khriss_khriss 7

Omg I thought the same thing at first till I read the comments and reread the post LOL

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emh86 14

Are you sure he wasn't getting ready for an armed robbery?

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

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dino_cookie4 7

Your picture is ******* awesome .

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KM96 24

AWKKKWAAARDDD .... I would totally want that to never be brought up ever!!

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Shadow_Phantom 26

You're a woman sitting on a guy's lap... were you expecting him to sneer in disgust or something?

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tne201992 12

And boom goes the dynamite! (Cleveland's voice)

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Miltonius 15

It was his side gun, obviously. No, but seriously, your boyfriend should have thought things through more thoroughly. Guy + girl on his lap. A series of things could go wrong here.

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jem970 19

You are really mean. Who intentionly cuckholds a man? Its mean. If it happens on accident then say your sorry, but on purpose? MEAN!

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saksxalmo 20

I love when people use words like cuckold in casual speech. The next step is to revive the words "strumpet" and "niggard".

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vanessa09865 23

i don't even know what any of those 3 words mean......urban dictionary here I come! or cum in his case ;)

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Kkkdawg 27

You can't help it if you think someone's attractive, even if they're taken. It's shitty that it happened, especially on a bumpy road :s Maybe the boyfriend trusts his brother to know better anyway. You can't stop a natural thing from happening either. Although he could have started thinking about dead puppies or something... Oops!

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