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Same thing different taste
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Great planning
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PUNCH THEM IN THEIR BABYMAKERS!!
I wanna **** you so hard.
I wanna **** in your face. comment moderated lmao
damn you fml mods.
Liar. You were just being mean to Riley and had second thoughts. No takebacks! Feel the meanness flowing within! Let it take control! Your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete!
lol i only read your first one on there and i was like whoaaa why!?
you shouldn't have been out so late the night before getting trashed...then you wouldn't have had to spend the day in the bathroom
Whoa, Deja Vu.
All over again?
miracle whip
Should've rubbed some puke somewhere @ their desk where they couldn't find it to clean it!! Revenge rocks!!!
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puke in a paper bag and put it in their desk drawer.
I hope they docked your pay for all of the time you wasted in the bathroom. Maybe you ought to go in this weekend and catch up on all the work you were supposed to do -- off the clock, of course.