Work: Today, because the two other managers decided to go on a spa...

By stuck - 11/08/2010 12:01 - Australia

Today, because the two other managers decided to go on a spa day together, I had to stay at work despite the fact I spent most of the day throwing up in the bathroom. They called me to say what a good day they had. FML

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By Maryanne Swain - 12/08/2019 14:00

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2015 15:40 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, despite having a stomach bug, I went into work, as my boss is overseas and had warned me not to take any sick leave until she returned. After 4 hours and vomiting twice, I left. She found out and sent me an email bitching me out for coming in sick. FML

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By TheBaconater - 03/02/2013 16:22 - United States - Baraboo

Today, I woke up to a voicemail from my manager saying I had the day off. Excited, I made plans with my friends. A few minutes ago I got a call from my other manager yelling at me for not showing up, and the original manager revealed he had me confused with another girl. FML

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By noworkformeplease - 09/03/2017 16:00

Today, I had to call out of work because I was ill, but they didn't believe me because today was the day I was supposed to come back from vacation. Now I'm stuck at work, constantly running to the bathroom, and they still won't let me go home. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 04:44 - United States - Vancouver

Today, my boss held my hair while I threw up. It's day two on the job. FML

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By Justincredible69 - 29/06/2015 20:29 - United States

Today, I was legitimately sick so I called in to work. Apparently, 4 other guys on my line called in too. My boss thought we planned it. Now we're all written up. FML

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By crap - 02/07/2019 00:01

Today, I was tired from an all-nighter I'd pulled because I thought I had the next four days off work. I got called in, and went because I have bills to pay. However, the amount of energy drinks I drank to stay on top of my job duties gave me such bad diarrhea, I had to go home. FML

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By anonymous - 26/06/2016 20:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was sick, so I went into work to see if I could get my shift covered, instead of just calling in. I ended up working an extra hour. FML

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This good enough for ya?

By pukishgirl - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - India

Today, my boss was skeptical when I told her I had a terrible migraine and needed to go home for the day early. I removed all her doubts by puking over her. FML

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By gb739 - 19/01/2014 17:31 - United States

Today, I called my boss and said, "I have been awake since 3 a.m. throwing up." He replied, "Great, see you at 9." and hung up. FML

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rlerke 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 19:10

puke in a paper bag and put it in their desk drawer.

perdix 29

Wednesday 11 August 2010 19:11

I hope they docked your pay for all of the time you wasted in the bathroom. Maybe you ought to go in this weekend and catch up on all the work you were supposed to do -- off the clock, of course.

Comments

jellybeans4833 7

Wednesday 11 August 2010 22:51

17 = so ling -_-

SBD1138 4

Thursday 12 August 2010 1:17

next time you aren't feeling good, go to one of them and "share the love" but that does really suck

Bartimaeus 7

Thursday 12 August 2010 2:12

They don't know how to make it in life. You do. Just keep going and look on the bright side-- even if you have to go in denial to find one. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

YouGotTold 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 2:28

wgaf

boomx 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 3:29

i moderated this :D

jackmeoff69 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 5:08

u like 12???

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Thursday 12 August 2010 12:41

It's a damned good thing you did! Otherwise, someone ELSE may have had to click that little "yes" button. How can we ever repay you for your hard work and dedication to the interwebz cybercommunity?!