By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 04:44 - United States - Vancouver

Today, my boss held my hair while I threw up. It's day two on the job. FML
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triplebeerox 27

Well, that was nice of your boss. Sometimes I can't do that even for friends...

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triplebeerox 27

Well, that was nice of your boss. Sometimes I can't do that even for friends...

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Roskosity 22

You have a great boss. Work diligently.

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Failure_Inc 12

I know, you try to help people and then they start gagging and it all just goes down hill from there...

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triplebeerox 27

Yeah, I have more of an issue with the smell *shudders*.

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janelly16 7

Hey well at least it shows the boss cares enough to do this after knowing them for two days. Probably shouldn't worry about it too much.

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fuckedPriceless 17

In her defense, maybe it was a 2 day blow-job.

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twitch851 9

#41 what is it with all the sex addicted 12 year olds? Do they think all female works give blow jobs to their bosses now?!

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Blackcatluck 19

Coming from the one with "send me nudes" on their profile.

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herotime 7

No more party hardy

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hardehar 9

Who said it was party related? Nowhere does it say that OP wasn't just ill! Poor OP :(

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MuseFan1991 14

exactly, OP could have had a stomach bug or morning sickness. don't be so quick to judge 2, you cheeky monkey

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Ambient25 24

yes, because he throwing up = a ********

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RedPillSucks 31

Jokie jokie....

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Ambient25 24

she* this sucks, autocorrect will take first priority, and the minute I notice and try to fix it the internet goes out. I hate the Greek infrastructure

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IworkAt711 14

Well it doesn't say that OP is a woman. It could be a man with long hair for all we know.

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whiteboy896 9

I doubt a man cares if his long hair is held by someone else while throwing up.

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IworkAt711 14

I sure as hell would. I dont want puke in my hair.

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Hairnet 14

It doesn't say that OP's boss is a man either.

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niphredil 2

Look at the upside: Your boss seems very nice.

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CrissyyyS2 22

I don't know whether ydi or fyl. But that's pretty bad for second day on the job.

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golden_warrior 23

I thought this FML was going to end differently. Damn, you dirty mind....

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AnthonyWheeler15 24

Well your boss seems to be respectable! You're gonna wanna work really hard to show some appreciation OP!

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yawateverok 10

i think he will forgive u for troubles its fine (:

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Sabriiyah_Witter 5

Well be happy you have a kind boss?

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