By danny395 - 13/01/2014 15:37 - United Kingdom

Today, before a blind date with a girl set up by my flatmate, I put some aftershave on. Then I realised I had forgotten my contact lenses. When I put them in it caused so much pain that in my attempt to reach the bathroom I walked into a wall. When I got there, she saw my swollen face and left. FML
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danny395 8

OP here this is the first time I've had a post accepted so i thought i should elaborate because I hate it when people don't explain. The reason I wasn't wearing glasses is I've been assured by many people that I look pretty stupid in my glasses and I thought it would be best to make a good first impression (I know its vain but I wanted to impress). I also only put one contact lens in so my left eye was fine but my sight is so bad (-6.25 if your'e interested) that i cant see anything at all without my glasses + Im fairly tall and live on the top floor with some crazily steep stairs so its pretty hard to get down in the best of times but a mix of the pain plus bad sight meant i slipped and sent myself into the wall. I realise I should have washed my hands first but i was in a rush and i didn't want to be late, kind of ironic considering I ended up being about an hour late trying to sort out this particular mess. Worse of all I ended up wearing my glasses anyway... In defence I've been assured by my flatmate that the girl is really nice but not very outgoing and quite shy, she didn't really want to be there and I was so late I can understand she left when I arrived looking like I'd been in a couple of MMA fights... And #3 I appreciate you seeing the irony in 'blind' date :)

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evan_7899 28

That would sting like hell, flush your eyes with water OP for a good 15 mins

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I hate it when contacts **** up everything. I wear some and it breaks my heart when they're ******* up and it hurts to keep your eyes open :(

I'm not sure you'd want to date someone who immediately judges by appearance anyways. You probably just saved yourself a lot of girl trouble with that mishap. Be glad for that OP. :)

jroxs13 4

Anyone not washing their hands before putting in contacts deserves that. and to be clear, they don't deserve eye damage, but that is what they risk.

FalconWhitaker 20

... well this scenario is nightmarish. I'm sympathy-wincing like crazy.

She may not have been really blind, but she was stupid.

Nastorrian 11

If a girl really just saw the swelling and left without asking what happened or anything than good riddance. But if this story is true and she just left.... Than you must be ugly.. Because most girls would go immediately to "poor baby" mode and not just leave. unless your face is naturally busted.