By danny395 - 13/01/2014 15:37 - United Kingdom
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OP here this is the first time I've had a post accepted so i thought i should elaborate because I hate it when people don't explain. The reason I wasn't wearing glasses is I've been assured by many people that I look pretty stupid in my glasses and I thought it would be best to make a good first impression (I know its vain but I wanted to impress). I also only put one contact lens in so my left eye was fine but my sight is so bad (-6.25 if your'e interested) that i cant see anything at all without my glasses + Im fairly tall and live on the top floor with some crazily steep stairs so its pretty hard to get down in the best of times but a mix of the pain plus bad sight meant i slipped and sent myself into the wall. I realise I should have washed my hands first but i was in a rush and i didn't want to be late, kind of ironic considering I ended up being about an hour late trying to sort out this particular mess. Worse of all I ended up wearing my glasses anyway... In defence I've been assured by my flatmate that the girl is really nice but not very outgoing and quite shy, she didn't really want to be there and I was so late I can understand she left when I arrived looking like I'd been in a couple of MMA fights... And #3 I appreciate you seeing the irony in 'blind' date :)
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she isn't the one if she left just because your face was swollen.
Better luck next time! Just remember to wash your hands next time.
if I was her I would not have left
Aw. I think putting a pack of frozen peas or an ice pack on the swelling for a few minutes before leaving would've helped. It was a random and evidently shallow person though so I wouldn't worry about it OP.
she's not a keeper..
you should do this before any future dates, this way you can remove the superficial ones and get the good ones :D
Bright eyes burning like fire.
Sorry OP, she probably wasn't worth it anyway seeing as how she left based on looks and didn't try to get to know you.
This is why you need to wash your hands properly.
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Haha, "blind" date...
That would sting like hell, flush your eyes with water OP for a good 15 mins