By nolove - 04/05/2009 02:12 - Canada

Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML
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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM and I'd just finished watching a scary movie so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
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Seegtease 0

How can anybody even say their life is ****** because they didn't get a text message? Personally, I didn't get a text message all day! MY LIFE MUST BE ******! However, on second thought, the fact that this upset you is enough for me to agree that your life is ******.

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monkeybuttss 1

His life sucks because he knew how sad it was that he got all happy because he thought he got a text but didn't All of you who commented are stupid XD

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bosoxrule55 0

big ******* deal

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FML_2x_w_a_brick 0

i feel ya no one talks to me much either and i do that all the time

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granpa_haribo 13

been there, didn't think it wasFML material

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wowihatemylife 1

when i get a text i always wish my phone is done charging

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rsvpdx97 2

OMG!!!! Like anyone frickin cares that ur social life is that bad...

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jdog4life 0

U got excited over one text wow u must be lonely. FYL

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Makinitez 0

That's how I feel half the time, this sucks....

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BrEnNo1023 5

hah.. this is my FML everyday actually no it's not... because my phone charger isn't even in my room.. -.- FOL... F-OurLives

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