By nolove - 04/05/2009 02:12 - Canada

Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML
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By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM and I'd just finished watching a scary movie so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
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Seegtease 0

How can anybody even say their life is ****** because they didn't get a text message? Personally, I didn't get a text message all day! MY LIFE MUST BE ******! However, on second thought, the fact that this upset you is enough for me to agree that your life is ******.

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LeGrammarNazi 0

This has happened to me on more than one occasion!! Also, I'll be doing something or other and being supremely fidgety hoping for a text from my crush and it turns out to be my mom. :P

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tylerbro 3

Yup. With all the people dieing of starvation and losing thier only means of income, your life is ruined cause you didn't get a text.

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paolino_fml 18

I feel you bro, but I went out of it. Find a nice girl on your contacts list that you haven't talked to in a while and talk to them

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DaRito 25

This is basically my life as well. Sorry OP, it's a horrible feeling.

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