By ForeverAlone - 15/10/2014 00:13 - United States - Watertown

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Today, before work, I was quickly cleaning when I tripped and the side of my neck hit the countertop, causing a dark bruise. During work, people wouldn't stop giving me high fives for getting laid and I was too embarrassed to tell them truth that I'm not desirable, just clumsy. FML
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AnOriginalName 19

I have eczema and it occasionally flares on my neck, right where a hickey would be. People always ask if it's a hickey, but I don't even have a girlfriend. At least you have the claim to being clumsy. My skin just hates me.

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ActionFearo 39

If they believe that you could have a significant other, then you're already half way there-ish! Be confident and proud of who you are! You'll find someone for you! Don't dwell on it, just live and have fun and it'll happen.

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natalie_sucks 9

My mom fell off her tall spin chair at work and hit her neck and chin on the counter and she knocked a a cart full of documents over. Her coworkers and I still bring it up every once and a while. XD

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laden_swallow09 34

…And? Unless there's some funny or coincidental bruising or other minor injury, it's not relevant.

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Mauskau 35

You're 15 and you've named yourself Natalie_sucks???

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tony1891 22

you got laid...no wait you're just trippin.

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gracehi 31

"I'd be nailin her and she'd be like, 'Yeah! you're nailin me!'"

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LeBandit 20

don't worry....someone will come around

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dammityou 10

while I'm here feeling glad you're still alive from falling on your neck against a countertop...

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Xeivan 15

lol roll with it dawg! It's not lying if you don't correct them.

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AquaBaby 11

This is an old FML... The same one was posted two years ago

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