By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 20:55 - United States

Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 756
You deserved it 12 840

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Especially if you are so precious that you feel you are too good for Walmart...

heinous966 15

I'm sorry he gave you such a lard time.

Comments

Can any of you be serious? If this happened to u, u wouldn't be joking like this

YDI for thinking someone's weight makes them less than human. You could have just said "and someone shoved me", their weight has nothing to do with it.

If you managed to bust your lip then you must have been thrown to the ground. Most people know to block their face when they take a dive. But regardless, I think this is a fake story. I've been to walmarts all over the country and other than Black Friday, people aren't walking around shoving others out of the way, especially not the heavy ones, they're normally panting just from walking around.

Every time somebody posts an FML about Walmart, they make it sound like a drunken rugby match. I've never experienced Walmart so I don't know whether this is an elaborate smear campaign or the tales of a terrified shopper.

This one is the tale of someone who is too good for Walmart who came into the store with a negative mind set and probably a demeanor that showed that they felt that they were above the place.

Yes, Walmart is full of uneducated troglodytes.

Doesn't matter who you are if you are in the way of the bacon you'll be beat down in some way..,

Apparently, you are a goody 2 shoes, arrogant, spoiled brat with no survival skills! You are such a tard you can't even manage to go to WalMart and pick up a few items with the common folk around?? Was your maid off for the day and you were roughing it?? You should've stood up, looked 'em in the eye, shoved 'em back, grabbed the bacon and headed for the bread aisle! Does your mama have to tell you how to wipe??

That's why I hate Walmart. The staff there is incredibly rude and the customers are even worse. Aldis is much better plus it's usually cheaper.

fireflyinajar 1

If that's how you're going to talk about another human being, I don't give a shit if you have a bad day.

derptitude 4

walmart is the shittiest place to shop. no way in **** will I resort to shopping there without the pistol. conceal carry or bust