Health: Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely...

By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 20:55 - United States

Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML

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By wtf is wrong with my country - 08/05/2012 17:57 - United States

Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when I saw a really good deal on some bacon. Before I could take any, a huge-ass woman stormed over, kicked my cart down the aisle, and snatched every single packet for herself. And I actually got upset over this. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2019 04:00

Today, while browsing through Walmart, I slipped on a piece of clothing and fell backwards into an obese lady’s butt. When I landed, she farted. FML

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People of Walmart

By Anonymous - 08/08/2021 22:00

Today, a bratty kid at Walmart called my mom a "fat bitch" when she wasn't walking fast enough for him. Enraged, I gave him the meanest death glare I could muster and I tore him a new one, right in front of his mother, who then defended her kid, saying that my mom and I should both lose a few pounds. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 19:34 - United States

Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when a large lady and her friend blocked the aisle I was trying to go down. After saying, "Excuse me," twice and being ignored, I pushed my way through. After getting past, I looked back and noticed she was glaring at me while signing to her friend. FML

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Parent #1 of the Year

By no i'm sure you're a responsible parent - 09/04/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML

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You deserved it 212

Losing it

By IamHM - 24/10/2015 18:04 - United States

Today, I walked two miles to the store, filled my cart with groceries, and got to the cashier… only to find I had forgotten my wallet. I tried to explain but got the nastiest stank-eye from the cashier, the manager, and everyone in line behind me. I walked two miles home, hungry and embarrassed. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 16:53 - United States - Concord

Today, I was at Walmart. A guy in a mobility scooter bumped into me, then told me to "get the fuck out of the way." When I told him to watch his mouth, he got up and shoved me into a shelf. Just a few minutes prior, he'd yelled that he was paralyzed from the waist down. FML

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Pranks for all ages

By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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Dude, are you OK?

By Anonymous - 29/06/2022 12:00 - Canada - Thornhill

Today, I was at work at Walmart, casually walking in the middle of the store, when my foot caught on something, so I went flying forward and yelled, being caught off guard, to the point I had to pretend I was running for 3 seconds, then someone blocked my path so I suddenly had to stop. Everyone was staring at me. FML

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Cashback

By elle_hamilton - 25/08/2020 23:01 - United States

Today, when I told a gentleman that, no, he couldn't have cash back on his return without a receipt, he started screaming at me that I was calling his mother a liar. He told me to lawyer up and yelled at me for smiling at him. He also screamed at me to go on a diet as he left the store. FML

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You deserved it 138

zandalee 19

Sunday 23 June 2013 2:28

Especially if you are so precious that you feel you are too good for Walmart...

heinous966 15

Sunday 23 June 2013 2:11

I'm sorry he gave you such a lard time.

Comments

nightbirdblue 27

Sunday 23 June 2013 10:07

I commend you.

mr_jack_meoff 5

Sunday 23 June 2013 10:12

Oh man , why does the good shit happen to other people, I live for the day when some fat piece of shit calls me out at the Walmart.

asylumlane 23

Sunday 23 June 2013 10:57

Next time go to the dollar store instead.

RockySnakes 10

Sunday 23 June 2013 11:34

pork you. I mean poor you ;)

alycion 38

Sunday 23 June 2013 12:12

I think I would starve before shopping at a Walmart. Fortunately around here, there aren't many and there are cheaper stores closer. The few times my husband forced me to go into one, I had to take a Xanax first. Got to love panic attacks caused by assholes.

shadow7x 10

Sunday 23 June 2013 12:33

you going to take that abuse from a land whale, I would've pushed that thing right back and whip the Bacon at her

Aregonde 15

Sunday 23 June 2013 20:57

I pity you. It must get exhausting to carry around so much bigotry and hatred.

kismentia 10

Sunday 23 June 2013 13:14

OP probably just used "resorted" to defend why he shopped at a place that is notorious for hipster boycott. Just like he'd say "resorted" going to church. And no, I'm not comparing Wal Mart to church--just lay off the Youtube photo montages, OP.

thenoblethird 3

Sunday 23 June 2013 13:51

We shop at Walmart, and we don't have to. Ours is decently clean, and the people there are neither rude nor wear obscene outfits. You're and arrogant ass who probably has some pretty bad karma and definitely deserved it.

Hawaii84 16

Sunday 23 June 2013 14:28

Where are these Wal marts I'm always reading about here because I never experience anything like thy before. This like the fifth Wal mart I read about