Health: Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely...

By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 20:55 - United States

Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML

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You deserved it 12 840

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By wtf is wrong with my country - 08/05/2012 17:57 - United States

Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when I saw a really good deal on some bacon. Before I could take any, a huge-ass woman stormed over, kicked my cart down the aisle, and snatched every single packet for herself. And I actually got upset over this. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2019 04:00

Today, while browsing through Walmart, I slipped on a piece of clothing and fell backwards into an obese lady’s butt. When I landed, she farted. FML

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You deserved it 294

People of Walmart

By Anonymous - 08/08/2021 22:00

Today, a bratty kid at Walmart called my mom a "fat bitch" when she wasn't walking fast enough for him. Enraged, I gave him the meanest death glare I could muster and I tore him a new one, right in front of his mother, who then defended her kid, saying that my mom and I should both lose a few pounds. FML

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You deserved it 263

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 19:34 - United States

Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when a large lady and her friend blocked the aisle I was trying to go down. After saying, "Excuse me," twice and being ignored, I pushed my way through. After getting past, I looked back and noticed she was glaring at me while signing to her friend. FML

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You deserved it 13 364

Parent #1 of the Year

By no i'm sure you're a responsible parent - 09/04/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML

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You deserved it 212

Losing it

By IamHM - 24/10/2015 18:04 - United States

Today, I walked two miles to the store, filled my cart with groceries, and got to the cashier… only to find I had forgotten my wallet. I tried to explain but got the nastiest stank-eye from the cashier, the manager, and everyone in line behind me. I walked two miles home, hungry and embarrassed. FML

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You deserved it 4 322

By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 16:53 - United States - Concord

Today, I was at Walmart. A guy in a mobility scooter bumped into me, then told me to "get the fuck out of the way." When I told him to watch his mouth, he got up and shoved me into a shelf. Just a few minutes prior, he'd yelled that he was paralyzed from the waist down. FML

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You deserved it 3 601

Pranks for all ages

By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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You deserved it 1 805

Dude, are you OK?

By Anonymous - 29/06/2022 12:00 - Canada - Thornhill

Today, I was at work at Walmart, casually walking in the middle of the store, when my foot caught on something, so I went flying forward and yelled, being caught off guard, to the point I had to pretend I was running for 3 seconds, then someone blocked my path so I suddenly had to stop. Everyone was staring at me. FML

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You deserved it 330

Cashback

By elle_hamilton - 25/08/2020 23:01 - United States

Today, when I told a gentleman that, no, he couldn't have cash back on his return without a receipt, he started screaming at me that I was calling his mother a liar. He told me to lawyer up and yelled at me for smiling at him. He also screamed at me to go on a diet as he left the store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 814

You deserved it 138

zandalee 19

Sunday 23 June 2013 2:28

Especially if you are so precious that you feel you are too good for Walmart...

heinous966 15

Sunday 23 June 2013 2:11

I'm sorry he gave you such a lard time.

Comments

shadevil75 6

Sunday 23 June 2013 17:14

You won't be poor or hungry for long when you settle with Walmart.

PunkCupcake 12

Sunday 23 June 2013 17:21

Wow really? You "resorted" to it? YDI for being whiny and not haveing the balls to stand up for yourself. Funny thing is tho where I live, I've never had a problem with Walmart Costumers. The employees are lazy yes, but I've never felt unsafe.

Hoyloo 1

Sunday 23 June 2013 17:49

OP sounds like someone who has never been to America, let alone Walmart, and created this FML using extremely exaggerated stereotypes about the US rather than an actual experience at Walmart.

omgthisisgay 10

Sunday 23 June 2013 18:03

Cuz only poor, pathetic people shop at Walmart, right? Your life sucks, but you deserve it for being so Stuck up.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 23 June 2013 18:11

YDI for "resorting" to shopping at Walmart. Are that well-off/stuck up that you only shop there as a last resort? Maybe that's why you're near-broke - you shop at expensive stores. Also, YDI for mentioning that the rude person was obese; would it have been okay if the person was skinny and shoved you out of the way? Get over it and stop being a stuck-up snob.

CAJustise 9

Sunday 23 June 2013 18:26

Obviously you read the NYT and have never actually done any research. Nothing you say of Walmart is true. Not about health, union or pay. Actually they pay higher than Target. But you don't care about that right?

yupitssoph 18

Sunday 23 June 2013 18:33

"A sack of lard posing as a human being" ? That's a bit harsh, don't you think? And "resorting" to shopping at wal-mart.. I don't shop there but there are people who do because it's all they can afford. You sound like a grade-A asshole, OP. ydi.

TheWhiteLotus 5

Sunday 23 June 2013 18:34

Granted, the people you run into at 4 am tend to be "those" types, stereotypically. But seriously, YDI OP for being a pretentious cockhole.

kaduzy 12

Sunday 23 June 2013 18:35

Whenever people post about bad things that happen to them at Wal-Mart, I vote YDI for shopping there in the first place. Sorry you're so broke OP, but there's no excuse for supporting that evil corporation. There must be other cheap stores in your area, or some kind of magazine or newspaper that prints coupons.