Today, being used to having my dog next to me, I started scratching...

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By "mala_19" - 21/08/2017 22:25

Today, being used to having my dog next to me, I started scratching my boyfriends head. He countered with licking my face and when i pushed him away he bit my ass. My dog and my boyfriend are basically the same person. FML.

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JasonThorn 20

Friday 25 August 2017 10:55

I dunno...if my girlfriend started treating me like a dog, I'd oblige her, too...

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JasonThorn 20

Friday 25 August 2017 10:55

I dunno...if my girlfriend started treating me like a dog, I'd oblige her, too...

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