Miscellaneous: Today, both my parents were at work so I was home alone. My boyfriend...

By crazygirl10 - 28/05/2010 20:37 - United States

Today, both my parents were at work so I was home alone. My boyfriend had wanted to surprise me and take me out to lunch. He found me dancing on my kitchen table singing "Like a Virgin" at the top of my lungs. FML

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By youjustsuck - 25/07/2011 18:07 - United States

Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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Plot twist

By Anonymous - 20/09/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML

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By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2012 19:54 - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML

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By Michelle - 06/12/2014 03:35 - United States - Abingdon

Today, I went to dinner at my parents' house. I was going to surprise them by introducing them to my new boyfriend. They decided to surprise me too, by inviting my ex to the dinner. Everyone was surprised tonight. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 22:11 - Sweden - Lidk?ping

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML

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Surprise!

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML

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By sly - 25/10/2010 22:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML

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By shininghayley - 15/02/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 2:47

This is only a problem if your bf is dull or you can't sing. If that's the case, YDI.

Cbizzlez 10

Saturday 29 May 2010 2:51

what's wrong with singing loudly? if he's ur bf he shouldn't care

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ToNstAAr 8

Saturday 29 May 2010 16:08

Its not that big of a deal.

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Saturday 29 May 2010 17:48

I know this is kinda late, but thanks 134 she's full Maltese though, this pics of her after her first grooming, she's going in again today maybe I'll post a new pic.

Primus_fml 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 21:35

At least your choice in music represents your personality.

xoxoswimmxox 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 21:36

win! lol an don't worry OP I'd prolly do the same hahah

1LL337 0

Monday 31 May 2010 0:34

How is this an FML? That sounds like you were having fun and any good bf would appreciate that and turn it into a more fun situation. YDI for posting a STUPID FML!!!!!