Intimacy: Today, completely nude, I had to collect my clothes around the...

By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, completely nude, I had to collect my clothes around the boy’s apartment I have been sleeping with for awhile. While his girlfriend watched to make sure I “got the fuck out.” FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML

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Enough is enough

By Rachaael - 19/01/2023 02:00

Today, I fell asleep at my boyfriend’s house and missed my curfew. It’s almost 4 a.m. Scrambling, I arrived home to find the locks changed. On the door knob was a note: “Go live with your boyfriend, you slut. See if he cooks and cleans up after you. I’ll help you move out your stuff in the morning. - Mom” FML

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Nobody's fooled

By sandy - 17/03/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, I was completely naked in my boyfriend's bed. Suddenly his mom yelled that she was coming in so that she could get to the attic. I pulled a blanket up to my neck, hoping she would think I was just cold. She had to step over my bra and panties on her way to the attic. FML

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You deserved it 90 735

Awkward

By Nikki - 18/03/2009 03:15 - United States

Today, I woke up, completely naked, in bed with a guy I met the night before. We were both drunk the night before and I had agreed to go home with him. The reason I woke up was that someone was knocking on his bedroom door. Turns out he lives with his mom and she made us pancakes. FML

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By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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You deserved it 8 376

Timing

By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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You deserved it 33 479

By Katrina - 13/02/2011 22:32 - United States

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

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You deserved it 9 579

Mortified

By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2016 19:46 - United States - Bronx

Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML

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Classic lineup

By Phoellie - 28/08/2009 11:43 - United Kingdom

Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML

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nomadxx7 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:40

Gave ya a FML and a YDI Either he wasn't upfront about being with someone - FYL or He did tell you and frankly didn't care - YDI

itsme88 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:40

Have to agree with #1, though either way it sucks.

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babyjane_fml 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 19:51

STRUDELDOODLEDOO!!! I agree with #165. I also find that eating sweets and cakes seem to comfort me through tough break-ups. Find yourself a lovely french patisserie and order yourself a high tea plate for one! Who needs boys when you can have strudel!

missfinkelstein 0

Friday 17 April 2009 7:22

Actually, #166, my hope is that the young lady find a special someone that resembles a strudel in all the ways that matter: soft, delicate sweetness... However, I find myself agreeing with your misinterpretation; poor relationship choices are always best pondered over a delicious pastry wrapped treat.

mahoney927 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 2:53

if i was the girlfriend, both of you would have had your asses kicked. you're lucky.

sash_fml 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 5:00

that's what you get for being a dumb *****...wtf you didnt think to ask or be suspicious?

btrswt 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 5:54

You're lucky. I would have strangled the guy with the clothes and then made you walk home naked.

adrexius 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 3:48

if you did know, you're a horrible person and i hope you know it. Were you looking for validation? Dumb ass. Otherwise, my heart goes out to you, you poor girl. He's not worth it, you need him like you need a bullet in the head and you deserve and can do better.