By Anonymous - 23/09/2011 10:41 - United States

Spicy
Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 387
You deserved it 13 055

Same thing different taste

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Dear nerds... Not everyday your naked girlfriends masturbates next to you... Be sure to take full advantage.

Comments

jaytee1994 9

What the f*ck!? If my girlfriend did that man I'd be all up on that. Or well in it;) go et you a REAL man! Not a game BOY.

Man, i would do the same if my bf masturbated to get attention.. Thats ****** up. Maybe get your brain checked.

sugarbear0727 19

My boyfriend does the same thing. But I do it to him too. Haha. But we usually have pretty wild sex. Sucks for you.

WoW over his girlfriend.... What da frack?

Mmmm, why does this always happen to other guys? :-(

Your boyfriend is awesome. I wish I had friends like that :(

Coming from an avid WoW player, he may have had a pre-scheduled event that is important to commit to, like his weekly raid or PVP arenas. If you don't show up then you can be replaced off the team and sometimes it's very difficult to find a good team that meshes, has fun together, and gets things accomplished. If this is the case then next time you should let him know that you are feeling lonely. Coax him and flirt with him, tell him when he's done fighting dragons and saving the world, his damsel will be waiting with his reward ;) I know it sucks when you want attention, but positive communication is key. Or if he's just insensitive and absorbed in his game all the time then let that sucker go. You sound like a keeper and there are plenty stellar guys who would drop everything for a show like that ;)

I say OP Is just whiny and annoying, me and my fiancé play WoW and if I would want his attention I would tell him and if he's in the middle of something I'd let him finish it and he would come to me after and give all the attention I would want, he's probably getting sick of your attention seeking ways OP.