By Anonymous - 23/09/2011 10:41 - United States

Spicy
Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 387
You deserved it 13 055

Same thing different taste

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Dear nerds... Not everyday your naked girlfriends masturbates next to you... Be sure to take full advantage.

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Holy shit! Lucky retard if my girlfriend did that u would like smash my computer and get to it!

that's impressive that he has a girlfriend even if your lucky to get that sort of guy dump his ass and have some fun

that is probably the best way to get someone's attention ever. except surprise naked lapdances.

xSexyBeastx69 0

Man sometimes i wonder if all the boyfriends these chicks on fml have are gay theres no way id be playing vid games if my girlfriend was fingering

Maybe he was raiding:/ I hate beeing bothered when raiding and I ar a girl! Oh and for the ppl sayin 'he's crazy cus he chose wow over a girl!!!' thats prolly cus they ain't got no girls! Having sex with ur gf and havin sex with *a girl* is 2 dif things. You can have sex with the gf anytime, and if ur living together you rly can't **** all the damn time sadly. Now OP if u wanna be closer to ur bf, give wow a shot, it's not a bad game will give you one more thing in commun and instead of beein bored watchin him play u'll be playin with him. Now if wow don't work out for you, just go watch sum tv or play sumthin else, lil alone time nevah comes bad.

crazy_vet_tech 10

OP, my boyfriend plays WoW and he even plays while I am with him. I don't really mind, I just let him play because I know that at somepoint during the time he is playing that he will turn his attention to me ;-) he was playing WoW long before I met him and I am sure he will still play it in the future. I am even learning how to play because I want to be able to have even more in common with him. If you don't like that you bf plays WoW all the time you need to talk to him about it and if he doesn't feel the need to change then maybe you should break up with him. But it sounds like you are just being a whiney b aby about him wanting to play a game with his friends. How many times do you go do things with your friends and ignore him?

K1A 3

you should raise your standards... just saying.

ilovenutella10 0

Thats like the first time I heard that the guy didn't look and drool