She reminds me of my previous boss. I went about 2 years without calling off. I ended up getting food poisoning one day and called off. Boy did I ever get bitched at. Know how you feel OP.

The struggle is real.

Hold onto that email you can use it against her if she continues to bully you as proof. Sounds like my boss. I was forced to come into work even though I was in agonising pain with a medical certificate all because he wanted to run personal errands. Mind you he had a go at me for being sick too

I wonder how she found out..

That sounds like a load of bogus. PS. ALL HAIL SATAN

assholes that's the way they are the hypocritical sensitive little princesses diva status bosses

That seems like a B.S. double standard OP. Hope she remembers what she said.

Perhaps a bit of antifreeze in her "welcome back lime kool-aide" or if you don't feel like going to jail, when she gets back to work, have her car towed everyday for a week.

You're an adult. You know when you are sick. Coming into work sick is a dick move to the rest of your co workers

I wonder how many sickies OP has pulled to be warned not to pull a sickie during an absence.