Animals: Today, despite years of paranoid checking, I forgot to check...

By Anonymous - 03/06/2014 08:56 - United Kingdom - Dunmow

Today, despite years of paranoid checking, I forgot to check my towel for spiders after my shower. Two crawled onto me, and I'm pretty sure there's one somewhere in my hair. FML

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By dre_bro11 - 06/11/2011 12:17 - Australia

Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML

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By SpideyFace - 19/03/2011 01:36 - Canada

Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 15:23 - United States - Tracy

Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML

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By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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Freaked

By AussieGirl - 21/11/2009 11:40 - Australia

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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Freakout

By emmey - 23/07/2009 19:43 - United States

Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML

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Monster in my bathroom

By Thescarlettfox - 16/02/2020 01:00

Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML

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By dickwebs - 22/11/2010 03:42 - Germany

Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML

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Check every nook and cranny

By Menacing_Rascal - 17/08/2023 08:00

Today, while barbecuing, I noticed a small black baby spider crawling on my shirt. Then I felt another one crawling on the back of my neck. I still don't know if there were more than two baby spiders on me. FML

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XxRandomMonkeyxX 6

Tuesday 3 June 2014 16:01

Burn the house and your hair

fffianist 9

Tuesday 3 June 2014 16:03

You have a spider crawling in your hair right now? You should make a text post about it.

Comments

blancoing 14

Tuesday 3 June 2014 16:05

Get a cat.... Mine eats the spiders in my house so I don't have to worry about that...

dammityou 10

Tuesday 3 June 2014 20:23

a cat that eat spiders? shut up and take my money!

Arjunt 5

Tuesday 3 June 2014 20:59

What kind of Cat do you have?

moomanjohnny 10

Tuesday 3 June 2014 23:28

What if they lick your face‽

SDee1234 11

Wednesday 4 June 2014 4:45

I love mine she kills anything bug related that comes into the house.

vintage_doll_89 8

Saturday 7 June 2014 15:28

Yeah, but then you have a cat.

Vita_1 30

Tuesday 3 June 2014 16:05

Taking the nope train to ****-that ville.

Liamj774 36

Tuesday 3 June 2014 16:06

Carefully grab a towel, and then burn your house down.

Softballchick224 21

Tuesday 3 June 2014 22:39

All the spider wanted was a hug!!!!!

Nuggetzor97 10

Tuesday 3 June 2014 16:06

What

Shadowbay 18

Tuesday 3 June 2014 16:07

Just when you let down your guard. That is when they ambush!!

Brandi_Faith 33

Tuesday 3 June 2014 17:37

Not from the front, but from the sides. (Jurassic park reference)

Paradoxxxx 16

Tuesday 3 June 2014 16:12

No no no no no no no no, I can't even imagine that happening to me

Nuggetzor97 10

Tuesday 3 June 2014 16:15

I can

Brandi_Faith 33

Tuesday 3 June 2014 17:39

I had a spider on my arm 2 weekends ago and I screamed like the girl I am. I swear they were put on this earth to terrify us women and some men!

amisenho 11

Tuesday 3 June 2014 23:03

I was going through my closet to get rid of some old clothes when I noticed a bunch of webs on a pair of black dress pants. Thinking it was a dust bunny, I started dusting off the pants. That's when a wolf spider fell out of one of the pant legs and scurried away. Now (and for the past two years), I ALWAYS always check my clothes for spiders before I put them on.