By Anonymous - 03/06/2014 08:56 - United Kingdom - Dunmow

Today, despite years of paranoid checking, I forgot to check my towel for spiders after my shower. Two crawled onto me, and I'm pretty sure there's one somewhere in my hair. FML
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fffianist 9

You have a spider crawling in your hair right now? You should make a text post about it.

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Xeebar 28

It's ALWAYS the one time you decide to stop or not do something. I'm telling you, it never fails. Damn you Universe and Fate.

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worldclassrager 39

Time to invest in some spider killer or get a new house after you burn this one down

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kelsorg 21

I hope your paranoia isn't because there's spiders around you often. I would not live in a place where I'm scared to dry myself off because of those little eight legged bastards.

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rugener92 11

I have the same paranoia! Though I feel my forgetfulness was worse - when drying, I smudged a massive spider on myself and immediately and violently threw up.

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WinterBlue42 22

If spiders are getting in your towel. . Just imagine how many more are hiding else-where, where you cannot see em. Including your bed. :x

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ZoroMiHawk 25

Why are people so scared of Spiders...there's 1 right now crawling over the wall, doesn't mean I should go over and kill the poor thing.

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Sassie8810 9

Some spiders are poisonous and can kill people. I'm not afraid of the spiders where I live, but I can certainly understand the fear.

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sweetbliss3 37

thats exactly what you need to do! "poor thing?" fuuck that!! throw a shoe at it.. or shoot it. ugh.

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syed121417 22

Personally, spiders really creep me out most of the time, but usually I just let it do it's things if it's tiny and let it be. But I just don't want a bunch if spiders in my house having babies then I'll have an even bigger problem

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notesz 21

Oh God, I pray for you OP. But since I'm also afraid of spiders, you gave me a new paranoia.

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tukies 28

Well I guess I should start checking my towel for spiders now...

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amisenho 11

After doing some research on spiders, I've learned that there is only one U.S. state that has a state spider. Do you want people to hate you, South Carolina?

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Aliakatherin 19

I do the same thing to my toilet seat after my friend called me freaking out because she had one crawl on her leg while she was going to the bathroom. I feel your paranoia but I thankfully haven't had spiders crawl on me when unexpected.

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