Animals: Today, despite years of paranoid checking, I forgot to check...

By Anonymous - 03/06/2014 08:56 - United Kingdom - Dunmow

Today, despite years of paranoid checking, I forgot to check my towel for spiders after my shower. Two crawled onto me, and I'm pretty sure there's one somewhere in my hair. FML

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By dre_bro11 - 06/11/2011 12:17 - Australia

Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML

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By SpideyFace - 19/03/2011 01:36 - Canada

Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 15:23 - United States - Tracy

Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML

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By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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You deserved it 7 652

Freaked

By AussieGirl - 21/11/2009 11:40 - Australia

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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You deserved it 4 027

Freakout

By emmey - 23/07/2009 19:43 - United States

Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML

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You deserved it 44 881

Monster in my bathroom

By Thescarlettfox - 16/02/2020 01:00

Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML

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You deserved it 875

By dickwebs - 22/11/2010 03:42 - Germany

Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML

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Check every nook and cranny

By Menacing_Rascal - 17/08/2023 08:00

Today, while barbecuing, I noticed a small black baby spider crawling on my shirt. Then I felt another one crawling on the back of my neck. I still don't know if there were more than two baby spiders on me. FML

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XxRandomMonkeyxX 6

Tuesday 3 June 2014 16:01

Burn the house and your hair

fffianist 9

Tuesday 3 June 2014 16:03

You have a spider crawling in your hair right now? You should make a text post about it.

Comments

ZTPartin 17

Tuesday 3 June 2014 16:29

If you gotta check your towel your spiders then you better move

cakefete2 30

Tuesday 3 June 2014 17:28

That's a good point. The spiders now own the house and will formally be serving OP with eviction papers soon.

Ins0mau 20

Tuesday 3 June 2014 18:19

Then nobody would live here in Australia. :-(

Verity101 10

Tuesday 3 June 2014 16:30

One time, abroad, I lifted a towel to my face and there was a huge **** off scorpion on it, staring right at me. I won, it lost. :/ On your story I think I'd just...faint, actually ON YOU!?!? Yeah, FML FYL!!! We need spider-repellent towels!!

jazzy_123 20

Wednesday 4 June 2014 17:47

OK this one made my stomach churn!

ThisIsSoOriginal 12

Tuesday 3 June 2014 16:58

NO NO NO! Please tell me this isn't a real threat! Well, I guess I'll be checking my towels from now on...

howsthisforaname 34

Tuesday 3 June 2014 17:13

I always check my helmet before I put it on for the same reason. Now I have to check my towels as well.

evalu8tor 12

Tuesday 3 June 2014 17:25

Human hair, one of my favorite nesting spots. Just make sure you don't do anything to harm my 31263 babies

cakefete2 30

Tuesday 3 June 2014 17:33

I'm sure, with a pic like that, you've been waiting for a post like this. That is sure to be one of the best comments of the day. Well done.

BeautifulChaos27 37

Tuesday 3 June 2014 18:15

You once hid behind my earlobe. Jerk :'(

NatsuD_fml 13

Tuesday 3 June 2014 18:04

start checking for webs. But if it twas radioactive id let it bite hence spiderman.

umerin 32

Tuesday 3 June 2014 18:07

I'm never not checking my towels after a shower again.

mld4657 28

Tuesday 3 June 2014 18:40

burn it with fire!!!!!

GetBent730 5

Tuesday 3 June 2014 18:42

Where the **** do live that u need to check for spiders on your bathroom towel regularly???

martin8337 35

Tuesday 3 June 2014 19:18

If you're a homeowner, spray around the house from time to time, but not just before it rains, you won't have any more problems wit them little buggers.