By Stop_HammerTime - 04/08/2014 13:51 - United Kingdom - Northwich

Today, due to a hammer-related incident, instead of receiving glass ornaments as gifts from my trip to Venice, my friends will be receiving novelty postcards of Michelangelo's David's penis. FML
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Stop_HammerTime 4

The truth is actually much dumber than some of you are giving me credit for, and definitely warrants a YDI. I'd bought a few small glass things for my friends from Venice. They were all packaged so they made it off the plane fine. When I got home I put them down and started nailing up posters that I'd got in the museums on my visit. I put the hammer down on a pile of boxes while I went to get more nails, which was dumb, and it fell off onto the ornaments. The novelty postcards were all I had left.

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alaen23 23

I really want to know the story behind this.

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NicH1799 20

I'll play it out for you guys. OP is at home, chilling. Suddenly, wall caves in. Don't ask how, that's disrespectful. Never disrespect a man whose walls have caved in. Anyways, he calls his handyman friend. He comes over to fix that shit, says for free. Little did OP know, free fixes are an invitation for a hammer party. Long story short, all his friends are invited to bring hammers, run around house swinging them. One hits OP's fine china cabinet, one hits his nuts. That's my highly scientific theory, anyway.

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Maahnn 5

Hey, who knows? Maybe they like that kind of thing

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yoffie 3

Am I the only one who realizes that he lives at Harry Styles birth place?!?!

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Namenlos_fml 20

Isn't Michelangelo's David in Florence?

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Nymeria_fml 25

It's not like OP took the David home with her, so I don't know why this is relevant.

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AllieCat21 21

The OP could have visited many cities...

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Melody_pond 11

it's also an iconic statue and would probably have postcards depicting David in any gift shop in Italy, not just the ones in Florence.

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Chibi_Kitten 24

Your friends should feel honored. When else are pictures of penises considered to be modest?

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SkitchOK 5

I get a little cocky when I'm hammered as well.

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Wallspider77 6

I read this three times, and thought it said hamster every single time

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AxNxNxIxEx12 7

The first time I read this I thought it said hamster

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TcheQ 12

Right, because in all taste, you bought ppeni pics and ornaments. Penis ornaments?

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alyoopz 10

Most likely customs... Airport assholes.

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VoodooPriestess 16

The penis is the hammer. Oh yeah. Pun central.

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