By Stop_HammerTime - 04/08/2014 13:51 - United Kingdom - Northwich

Today, due to a hammer-related incident, instead of receiving glass ornaments as gifts from my trip to Venice, my friends will be receiving novelty postcards of Michelangelo's David's penis. FML
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Stop_HammerTime 4

The truth is actually much dumber than some of you are giving me credit for, and definitely warrants a YDI. I'd bought a few small glass things for my friends from Venice. They were all packaged so they made it off the plane fine. When I got home I put them down and started nailing up posters that I'd got in the museums on my visit. I put the hammer down on a pile of boxes while I went to get more nails, which was dumb, and it fell off onto the ornaments. The novelty postcards were all I had left.

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alaen23 23

I really want to know the story behind this.

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NicH1799 20

I'll play it out for you guys. OP is at home, chilling. Suddenly, wall caves in. Don't ask how, that's disrespectful. Never disrespect a man whose walls have caved in. Anyways, he calls his handyman friend. He comes over to fix that shit, says for free. Little did OP know, free fixes are an invitation for a hammer party. Long story short, all his friends are invited to bring hammers, run around house swinging them. One hits OP's fine china cabinet, one hits his nuts. That's my highly scientific theory, anyway.

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bigdfootball97 24

My name is David, and always get made fun of for this. FML

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mister_icicle 17

First, Hammer time, and now - Can't touch this!

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an3ph 20

I'm missing some pieces somewhere.

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torbey 23

#intriguingfml Show yourself OP! We are curious...

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haddiej 21

You do realize that you're on fml and not Twitter, right?

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chinaski7628 32

And that OP has already provided feedback?

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shredder8838 10

"Today, I recieved a postcard of Michaelangelo's David's penis. FML"

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more4me 27

Don't worry about it! I brought back the same postcards from Europe and they were very popular gifts ! Much more so than all the other trinkets I brought back as well .

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sbarua219 17

I'd like to have a postcard like that

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Sir_Derp 7

I thought Michelangelos David was in Florence?

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Nthabz 8

Michaelangelo's David IS in Florence. OP may have done more cities than just Venice on his trip. We did Florence, Rome and Venice when we were there.

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Dodex 9

At first I thought it said Hamster related

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xFaust_fml 12

So many questions... And yet, the one that bothers me the most is : isn't Michelangelo's David in Firenze ?...

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Nthabz 8

It is...lol. That was the first thing that came to my mind too.

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