By Stop_HammerTime - 04/08/2014 13:51 - United Kingdom - Northwich
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Stop_HammerTime tells us more.
The truth is actually much dumber than some of you are giving me credit for, and definitely warrants a YDI. I'd bought a few small glass things for my friends from Venice. They were all packaged so they made it off the plane fine. When I got home I put them down and started nailing up posters that I'd got in the museums on my visit. I put the hammer down on a pile of boxes while I went to get more nails, which was dumb, and it fell off onto the ornaments. The novelty postcards were all I had left.
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Hahaha sounds about right. That thing is everywhere
Confidentkid
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MC Hammer strikes again.
That's pleasant.....
Good to know you were just dicking around
Mortoli
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Oh so your a girl?.. That explains it....
I thought it was hamster....
The postcard is a better gift.
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I really want to know the story behind this.
I'll play it out for you guys. OP is at home, chilling. Suddenly, wall caves in. Don't ask how, that's disrespectful. Never disrespect a man whose walls have caved in. Anyways, he calls his handyman friend. He comes over to fix that shit, says for free. Little did OP know, free fixes are an invitation for a hammer party. Long story short, all his friends are invited to bring hammers, run around house swinging them. One hits OP's fine china cabinet, one hits his nuts. That's my highly scientific theory, anyway.