By jack - 27/08/2015 10:56 - United Kingdom - London

Today, due to medication I am taking that causes constipation, I have become all too accustomed to using a disposable rubber glove to dig crap out of my own butthole. FML
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TMramrod 15

That's enough internet for today.

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YBae 27

I guess using laxatives with your medication isn't recommended...?

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lb_79 4

Stool softeners took days to work when I had this same problem after the medication I was given from Surgery. Believe me this is the last resort but sometimes the only way! :(

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madimags 8

You did not have to tell anyone that.

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Captain_Debilos_fml 13

Running a few hours is also a great laxative

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miriamfrank 22

Laxatives, enemas, and drink hot olive oil lemon water.

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joshi42 16

Look at the bright side: at least you don't have to take a piss out of yourself.

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

I gotta stop reading FML while eating breakfast...

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fugiecakes 3

If you dig to much you can tear the inner wall of your rectum and bleep to death.

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ViviMage 38

Mineral oil can also help. It isn't digestible so it passes out in the stool. I found this out trying to use it inside my nose and nature migrates things in the nose to your stomach. It has a laxative effect.

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