By jack - 27/08/2015 10:56 - United Kingdom - London

Today, due to medication I am taking that causes constipation, I have become all too accustomed to using a disposable rubber glove to dig crap out of my own butthole. FML
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TMramrod 15

That's enough internet for today.

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YBae 27

I guess using laxatives with your medication isn't recommended...?

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ladyg228 15

Prune juice and lots of it stat!

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lvg_fml 10

Lots of fluids and olive and coconut oil. Also go to dr Schulz website and get intestinal formula one. He's based in California and his products are awesome and work wonders

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sunny354wi 8

Go stuff yourself....wait...you already did!! Seriously TMI man...even for FML!!

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southern__chic 15

My mom is actually a nurse and she's had people doing the same thing which can actually cause a lot of health issues. There's other options besides other medications. Like prunes and warm prune juice and various other things like that.

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Xion0014 20

Why didn't i think of this? Doctors lied to me!!!

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samlovesham1234 9

Let's see, there's glycerine supositories, fibre and water. Try one, the other or a combination of the three. Exercise should also help. The enema should be a last resort.

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Theater_Chef_3 30

Flax seeds are a natural and healthy laxative keep that in mind, also they're flavorless so you can just mix them in with cereal or yogurt in the morning

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CrazedSanity 17

If it's that bad TELL YOUR DOCTOR. In the meantime, get some over the counter stool softner and laxatives. Seriously though, see your doctor!

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