Animals: Today, due to the cold, windy weather, I decided to wear my brand-new...

By Anonymous - 21/04/2009 22:04 - United States

Today, due to the cold, windy weather, I decided to wear my brand-new cute (and expensive) jacket that has a faux-fur hood. As I walked down the street, numerous PETA members attacked me with red liquid. I'm a Vegan and an animal-rights activist. FML

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By BritneyFink - 04/02/2009 21:05 - Canada

Today, I bought a jacket with real fur on it. Turns out, i'm allergic and now my ears look like they have herpes on them. FML

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Today, my mom called me to the laundry room after she saw a dead animal in there. I took a look and agreed we should call animal control. After ten minutes of freaking out, they finally arrived to confirm that the dead animal was the hood to my winter jacket. FML

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KeithHarris 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 9:48

Serves you right for wearing fake animals. Next time wear the real thing so you'll at least deserve getting pelted with fake animal blood. :-D PETA members are dicks.

michellaneous 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 9:42

whats with the red liquids lately? well, PETA is a bit extreme, but they shouldn't be going around bombarding people with red liquids!

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Aznlova 0

Monday 31 January 2011 5:53

I never got this animal rights thing. do you where leather? ever sat on a leather couch...? ever run over a squirrel? sure we shouldn't be rampaging through animals but seriously. chickens would eat us if they could

spec2662 0

Friday 18 February 2011 6:44

karma's a bitch. YDI.

selfmadesmoove 0

Monday 21 March 2011 11:36

I'd hurt anyone who felt they have the right to spill Red liquids or any liquids for that matter. on my fake or real coat. the purpose of a fur is to be warm. so if you activist but still want to be warm you would get a faux fur idiots

JustinBieber6 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 3:30

whats peta???

JustinBieber6 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 3:30

whats peta???

jokolopolop 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 16:18

the only good thing about PETA is the naked chicks. lol jks. stupid animal rights people

heysteph 2

Thursday 28 April 2011 19:42

were you planning on funding this "help" for the puppies personally or should we take it from the large budget surpluses? I'm sure the ASPCA will be grateful for your generosity.