Animals: Today, due to the cold, windy weather, I decided to wear my brand-new...

By Anonymous - 21/04/2009 22:04 - United States

Today, due to the cold, windy weather, I decided to wear my brand-new cute (and expensive) jacket that has a faux-fur hood. As I walked down the street, numerous PETA members attacked me with red liquid. I'm a Vegan and an animal-rights activist. FML

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By BritneyFink - 04/02/2009 21:05 - Canada

Today, I bought a jacket with real fur on it. Turns out, i'm allergic and now my ears look like they have herpes on them. FML

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Today, my mom called me to the laundry room after she saw a dead animal in there. I took a look and agreed we should call animal control. After ten minutes of freaking out, they finally arrived to confirm that the dead animal was the hood to my winter jacket. FML

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KeithHarris 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 9:48

Serves you right for wearing fake animals. Next time wear the real thing so you'll at least deserve getting pelted with fake animal blood. :-D PETA members are dicks.

michellaneous 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 9:42

whats with the red liquids lately? well, PETA is a bit extreme, but they shouldn't be going around bombarding people with red liquids!

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RusselFaraday 0

Friday 5 February 2010 4:18

kick their ass. with each hit say "the (hit) fur (hit) is (hit) fake (hit)!!! I'm (hit) a (hit) mutherfuckin (hit) vegan (hit)!!!"

dustin1694 0

Friday 5 February 2010 5:29

this is why I hate PETA

screwlife23 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 7:52

ironic. o.O

4toestatue 7

Monday 8 February 2010 9:04

what's a vegan? inhabitant of Vega galaxy?

qwertification 0

Friday 12 February 2010 11:26

**** peta i like what they do but they cant just do that and i was going to donate

blankaex 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 15:56

rofl faux-fur is real fur. you know faux mrans fake? owbed by #399

Pissedoff2464 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 4:28

PETA my ass! f*** them they are hipocryts who think they are all saving the world. I was at McDonalds once and I saw a group of PETA members and half of them bought big macs. my point is proven.

fyerlife4LIFE 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 6:56

I bet you gave all meat didn't you faggish vegan piece of shit, go drive your gay little car faggle

lonidani9229 3

Thursday 25 March 2010 3:34

this is so fake

Khfan12 13

Saturday 7 August 2010 23:50

That sucks. PETA aren't real animal lovers, they're just a bunch of hypocrites. -_- I support animal rights in a way...I've tried to become vegetarian and there are a few meats I couldn't resist no matter I tried not to eat them, but not a lot. Other than the fact that I'm not a vegetarian, I absolutely love animals. But I still hate PETA. If they're so passionate they should be able to tell the difference between real and fake fur, and even if the fur was real it'd be horrible for them to do that to a random person.