Miscellaneous: Today, due to the incompetence and apathy of my lab partners,...

By quinndulgent - 29/11/2015 21:10 - United States - West Bend

Today, due to the incompetence and apathy of my lab partners, I have to write a 12-page lab paper by myself. A 12-page lab paper about radishes. Radishes. FML

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By Gottalovepeople - 31/12/2017 01:34

Today, I found out that my ten-page paper, which has taken me two months to construct perfectly and is worth 30% of my grade, was on the wrong book. It’s due tomorrow. FML

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By schober60 - 15/09/2017 07:00 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I frantically finished a paper that I needed to complete before midnight about the competencies of my pharmacy school. When it came time to submit, I accidentally selected the file below my paper, which was my personal log of beer reviews and personal favorites. FML

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By sam - 15/12/2010 20:11 - United States

Today, I got a text just before class that my partner didn't finish their half of our 30 page research paper because "That class is stupid". FML

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By microtech - 13/12/2011 17:33 - United States

Today, at the microbiology lab, I discovered that the guy who took the shift before me didn't sterilize the work space very well. I am now blowing chunks from both ends from a very nasty strain of E. Coli. My company blames me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2015 06:39 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, after missing college for a week due to illness, I found out my "friends" were bullshitting me about us having to write an important no-extension Biology essay. Copious amounts of my sweat, snot and tears went into that desperation-fueled nightmare. Thanks, dickheads. FML

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By pissed_off_girl - 01/04/2013 02:59 - United States - Falls Church

Today, I had to proof-read a terrible paper containing a bunch of mistakes. It took me 4 hours and I didn't eat dinner until I was done. His response when he got it back was, "What the fuck did you do to my paper?! You bitch!" FML

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Unfair

By Anonymous - 09/05/2021 04:01

Today, I had to do a presentation. No one else in my group showed up, so I had to do it alone. I was given a failing grade for presenting by myself, and therefore not being a "team player". FML

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By Bento - 05/10/2009 05:27 - United States

Today, I had to write a huge lab for my physics class. It's worth my entire quarter grade and I use a program on a CD for graphing. My mom thought it was a computer game and hid the CD. She can't find it. The lab's due tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2018 03:30

Today, I failed a final presentation. My partner, who did none of the research, presented the entire project, talking over me and glaring when I spoke up. He denied everything and the professor didn't believe me. Now I have to retake this class with the same professor. FML

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By kickout - 11/07/2021 19:59

Today, after I'd being sick all day, my boyfriend volunteered to do my very long sociology paper. I was later notified by my professor that the paper I'd submitted was completely plagiarized. FML

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Monday 30 November 2015 11:54

Use the term "ridiculously ravishing radishes" at least once per page to fill some space

zeepotato 7

Monday 30 November 2015 11:53

I mean, radishes are pretty interesting

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lexred 30

Monday 30 November 2015 12:23

How is a lab and radish related? I have no idea.

chinaski7628 32

Monday 30 November 2015 17:42

Possibly a lab about the growth of root vegetables? That'd be my guess. Or something with genetically modifying radishes or hybridization. Lots of biology classes do labs on growth, hybridization, and similar stuff.

91hayek 31

Monday 30 November 2015 12:40

Sorry you had to put up with those useless vegetables. And the radishes too.

imapartypooper 15

Monday 30 November 2015 12:55

Try reading the FML with Josh's voice from Drake and Josh.

thatADHDdude 21

Thursday 3 December 2015 7:49

EMPHASIS

OinkersPig 13

Monday 30 November 2015 12:57

Fear not! 48pt will assist you!

dabaerju 23

Tuesday 1 December 2015 10:19

What a great idea! I can just imagine passing that 12-page essay with that 48pt font. It's going to give your professor quite a shock! I'm 100% GO for this wonderful solution!

Mahcookiez 15

Monday 30 November 2015 13:17

Perfect way to throw your lab partners under the bus, thinking they could get away without doing work.

schreibergx93 19

Monday 30 November 2015 13:23

Think of it this way. After writing said paper, no one can dare question your knowledge of radishes. Also, in the event of the apocalypse you'll be a radish expert to maybe mutate them into something to fight zombies with.