By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 00:08 - United States

Spicy
Today, during a blowjob, my girlfriend decided to try something new by squeezing my balls as hard as she could as I came, for a "more intense orgasm". All she gave me was a ruptured testicle. FML
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PharmacyJoe 13

Have you explained to her that testicles and tubes of toothpaste do not, in fact, work in the same manner?

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z_candy 18

Sorry op, it looks like you literally busted a nut.

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Ben12345_fml 18

I just laughed really hard and my parents got mad at me

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TisAPenguin 16

Some guys love that...but she clearly overdid it.

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GioGioStar 8

Oww why? My husband would kill me if I did that. Get well soon, op.

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emw7187 11

omg I'm so sorry I hope your ok. I can't even fathom the pain that caused you. ((((hugs))))

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PandaBeer 15

After a stay at the hospital the doctors were able to repair 90% of it. They said I was extremely lucky and many men only got 40%-50% usability of their ********. Since then my Gf had been really nice to me giving me head almost every day. Still on my way to recovery.

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Azidoazide 5

I have to know... was it a mix of pleasure and excruciating pain or did you kinda forget you were cumming? :/ 3 seconds of weird ambivalence before complete agony would make me feel just the tiniest bit better for you about the situation. Sorry to hear bud

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