By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 00:08 - United States

Spicy
Today, during a blowjob, my girlfriend decided to try something new by squeezing my balls as hard as she could as I came, for a "more intense orgasm". All she gave me was a ruptured testicle. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 240
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

Have you explained to her that testicles and tubes of toothpaste do not, in fact, work in the same manner?

Sorry op, it looks like you literally busted a nut.

Comments

HighasaCloud 46

Bite her ******** the next time you go down on her for a 'more intense ******.'

Does she read Cosmopolitan by any chance?

Maybe she's into dominance and...ball juice control. It does wonders for you. Nout that I would know anything about that. Promise -shifty eyes'

Geckosrock99 33

No! You're supposed to be gentle with those!

quarterbird 18

Is she "slow"? I can't imagine anyone with at least an average level of intellect thinking that that would be pleasurable.