By Anonymous - 09/09/2012 21:38 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
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cheekyterier 13

moleskin ontop of it will save your bra :)

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lizabeth200 4

Word of advice. No underwire bras. Ive learned that one

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hockeychicl003 6

that's an option but if you're bigger up there then you need more support

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laylay33 6

I hate those kind if bras! They hurt:/

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007type 26

Eww. Just had a mental image of boobs suffering second-degree burn.

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893186506 11

Why a burn? Her breast got stabbed by a metal wire, not a welding rod.

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TurquoiseJesus 15

I think 34 was referencing the fact that you generally have to cook meat before consumption.

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j_cat187 19

Welding rod can't strike an arc on skin but a carbon arc cutter is a different story.

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nanpooo 6

Should have kept abreast of the condition of you bras. Although I do feel your pain when you don't notice it. Hopefully you were able to be excused to fix the situation.

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pokefan813 16

I'm throwing my money at the screen but nothing is happening! :(

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Welshite 39

I'll bet that made you Blush since your Maidenform was showing. Too bad you didn't keep abreast of your Under Armour, because it turned out that your bra padding was Barely There. You should have gone Commando and been every guy's Dreamgirl. :)

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Pegasister_fml 5

Well it looks like someone has taken all the chances for a pun train!

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Welshite 39

Today must not be my day. Third time I've been hit by the thumbs-down. Oh well, I'm fortunate for having the ability to laugh at myself. Sorry folks, didn't mean to ruin it for everyone.

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SenselessPattern 12

Don't worry, I still love you. No ****. Well, maybe a little. Or a lot. Damn, this went from a nice message to creepy real fast...

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SportyShain 10

More like shishkaboobs ;P

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