Love: Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML

By claudio117 - 08/04/2012 09:16 - Canada - Coquitlam

Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML

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By haphazard2007 - 02/01/2012 09:44 - United States

Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML

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Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML

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By screwed - 18/06/2011 08:51 - United States

Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

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Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML

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By MissT - 21/06/2021 09:59 - Australia - Dianella

Today, my divorce certificate arrived in the mail. Reading it felt like I was punched in the face by a brick. FML

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By TrashGirl - 24/06/2018 01:30

Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML

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By sendhelp - 30/04/2017 16:00

Today, my mom asked me to take my dad's mail to him. The "mail" was divorce papers. FML

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By ohokay - 24/01/2013 02:59 - United States - Bronx

Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML

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snowmount07 6

Sunday 8 April 2012 16:11

The Easter bunny is a dick

akvandervort 21

Sunday 8 April 2012 16:09

Oh wow. What a horrible way to find out! I'm sorry, that really sucks. :(

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derrek87 6

Tuesday 10 April 2012 5:18

Now that sounds like a good Easter to me

c0c0_fml 16

Tuesday 10 April 2012 14:16

I'm sorry for you, Claudio. Hope it gets better soon :)

hurrican_fml 0

Tuesday 10 April 2012 16:37

Happy Easter!

Mrcrean69 0

Tuesday 10 April 2012 23:50

What a dick

saturnsonic 3

Wednesday 11 April 2012 9:39

That was just Evil right there,yup!

dudetag1 0

Thursday 12 April 2012 7:38

Bumb lmfao

YahImThatGuy 0

Friday 13 April 2012 5:55

Divorce sucks. Not a laughing matter.

rawr_dino_kitty 1

Saturday 14 April 2012 5:04

I remember when my parents divorced. Everything does happen for a reason, so just take what you have. Not everything is meant to be.

MyssMarsh 11

Saturday 14 April 2012 22:03

Well... I suppose it was a fun way of finding out? Seriously though, that's just harsh.

bobbos100 2

Friday 20 April 2012 6:13

That Easter Bunny has surely gotten more creative with the gifts.

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