Love: Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML

By claudio117 - 08/04/2012 09:16 - Canada - Coquitlam

Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML

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By divorced - 19/08/2010 10:01 - United States

Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML

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By haphazard2007 - 02/01/2012 09:44 - United States

Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML

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By Sarah - 01/01/2013 15:15 - United States

Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML

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By preggers - 29/11/2010 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML

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By screwed - 18/06/2011 08:51 - United States

Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML

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By MissT - 21/06/2021 09:59 - Australia - Dianella

Today, my divorce certificate arrived in the mail. Reading it felt like I was punched in the face by a brick. FML

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By TrashGirl - 24/06/2018 01:30

Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML

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By sendhelp - 30/04/2017 16:00

Today, my mom asked me to take my dad's mail to him. The "mail" was divorce papers. FML

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By ohokay - 24/01/2013 02:59 - United States - Bronx

Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML

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snowmount07 6

Sunday 8 April 2012 16:11

The Easter bunny is a dick

akvandervort 21

Sunday 8 April 2012 16:09

Oh wow. What a horrible way to find out! I'm sorry, that really sucks. :(

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KreayshawnsWife 0

Tuesday 24 April 2012 7:32

psc159 2

Sunday 27 May 2012 5:43

This has been posted as an FML before. Way to be original...

helpfulperson 9

Wednesday 20 March 2013 6:37

happy easter?...

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