Love: Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML

By claudio117 - 08/04/2012 09:16 - Canada - Coquitlam

Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML

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By divorced - 19/08/2010 10:01 - United States

Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML

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By haphazard2007 - 02/01/2012 09:44 - United States

Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML

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By Sarah - 01/01/2013 15:15 - United States

Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML

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Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML

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By screwed - 18/06/2011 08:51 - United States

Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML

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By MissT - 21/06/2021 09:59 - Australia - Dianella

Today, my divorce certificate arrived in the mail. Reading it felt like I was punched in the face by a brick. FML

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By TrashGirl - 24/06/2018 01:30

Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML

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By sendhelp - 30/04/2017 16:00

Today, my mom asked me to take my dad's mail to him. The "mail" was divorce papers. FML

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By ohokay - 24/01/2013 02:59 - United States - Bronx

Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML

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snowmount07 6

Sunday 8 April 2012 16:11

The Easter bunny is a dick

akvandervort 21

Sunday 8 April 2012 16:09

Oh wow. What a horrible way to find out! I'm sorry, that really sucks. :(

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coe08 6

Sunday 8 April 2012 23:23

I'm so sorry good luck :)

jasonll81 1

Sunday 8 April 2012 23:52

Shouldn't have married the Easter bunny!

Nwthatzfunny 9

Monday 9 April 2012 0:20

Wow bad thing to find

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 9 April 2012 0:30

Oh, happy day.

claudio117 12

Monday 9 April 2012 1:25

It was

olpally 32

Monday 9 April 2012 1:34

Op is a guy... Look under comment 20 you judgmental fools...

rayofsunahine25 4

Monday 9 April 2012 1:47

that's clever

iWoggle 6

Monday 9 April 2012 2:21

How creative. -__- People are so harsh sometimes...

mariesodem 6

Monday 9 April 2012 3:09

Wow, that's classy

anongrl5846 19

Monday 9 April 2012 3:41

Lol

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