By Why Is It Always Me - 21/02/2017 12:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, during an interview, I was given a list of items and asked which items I would take to a deserted island. When I chose a Bible, the interviewer asked why. I replied, "So I can burn it." What I meant to say was, "So I can use it to start a fire if the trees on the island bear fruit." FML
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oreosaretoocool 18

Everyone gets nervous O.P but surely a match or lighter would have been a better answer?

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Kitsi 14

So edgy......... herp derp I wanna burn a Bible.

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Charlizard1030 15

How about you just respect others' religions? YDI

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acmariner99 25

What you should have said: "a book about how to build a raft"

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Mondays 23

Just so you know, the Bible doesn't burn wery well. A friend burned one once when we were young. But still, I hope you got the job anyway!

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SKYstlimit 11

if that were really the only reason you should have just said book

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mrBearBear 11

Why do you need to start a fire for fruit? It's fruit, just eat it. That 2nd statement doesn't make any sense to me o_O

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lucasj23 11

if the trees bear fruit? what the hell does that have to do with a fire? I dont get it

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