Miscellaneous: Today, during class, a girl had suggested how I, a 16 year-old...

By ThatSped - 18/02/2016 03:22 - Canada - Moncton

Today, during class, a girl had suggested how I, a 16 year-old guy, would be a high maintenance girlfriend. We sat and debated this, allowing for other people to listen in and agree with her, and eventually the entire class agreed with her. Even the teacher. FML

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Today, after complaining that I had nothing to write about in my weekly journal for college, my professor suggested in front of everyone that I should get a girlfriend. FML

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Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML

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Leave me out of this feud

By Anonymous - 17/05/2024 10:00 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, two girls who are in my class tried to talk to me about each other, not knowing the other had already spoken to me. They are best friends, but also hate each other, and seem to have taken me as the one to shit talk to about each other constantly. FML

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vreid 20

Thursday 18 February 2016 11:21

I feel like a high maintenance girlfriend would complain about being called that and post on FML to make it seem like they are being attacked

fakedsincerity 32

Thursday 18 February 2016 11:19

Well, would you be a high maintenance girlfriend? Also that sounds like a chill relaxed environment. Take it as a joke and laugh about it. (:

Comments

Yuso_Yagari 9

Thursday 18 February 2016 14:29

Let's hear the facts I love debates

Probaton 11

Thursday 18 February 2016 14:45

I fail to see why this is inherently surprising. Are you insinuating that guys cannot be high-maintenance? Because that's blatantly untrue. Without anything but this post to go on (which is obviously far too little data to base a decision on) I might be tempted to agree with her.

Thorn9000 17

Thursday 18 February 2016 22:06

well telling a guy they would be a "high maintenance girlfriend" does sound weird. Had they said boyfriend in place of girlfriend it wouldn't have been as weird

interesting33 36

Thursday 18 February 2016 15:38

Sounds like you'd be a high maintenance boyfriend - and just fit into the stereotype of the high maintenance girlfriend.

BDA_fml 5

Thursday 18 February 2016 18:03

You kind of do sound like a whinny little bitch.....

Mike_Oxhard 14

Thursday 18 February 2016 20:52

You got into a debate about this that involved your entire class. You are a high maintenance girlfriend. A normal guy wouldn't give a shit what anyone else thinks.

Fairyjoshy 13

Thursday 18 February 2016 21:06

...You have an interesting definition of normal. I'd say it's normal for ANYONE to care what other people thinks of them, guy or girl. We're social creatures. It's an inherent part of our nature. Misanthropy is generally an aberration.

mrBearBear 11

Thursday 18 February 2016 21:09

Maybe stop being so high maintenance?

graphite01 15

Thursday 18 February 2016 21:30

I feel you so hard. all my friends agree that I'm the same and i'm 19

mpalomba3 6

Thursday 18 February 2016 22:24

I don't see why she would say girlfriend if you're a guy but I was told I'm a high maintenance guy and that it's not a bad thing. Obviously I wasn't happy about it either way but just ignore it

PrimalSeptimus 2

Friday 19 February 2016 1:40

So what she's saying is that you would be the BMW of girlfriends. That's not too bad.

vqjkbervlb 13

Friday 19 February 2016 2:27

Hello :) I'm French! Could you explain to me what "high maintenance gf" means? Sorry, it's a weird expression ^^

joy090 1

Friday 19 February 2016 3:25

In the US, a high maintenance girlfriend needs a lot of attention. They are a lot of "work". It's like having a high maintenance car-- one that requires special fuel, special order tires, etc. It can often mean that the girlfriend has expensive tastes, needs lot of gifts to be happy, insists on lots of restaurants, etc. Or it can have nothing to do with money, but they could be very demanding in other ways (refuses to drive, insists on a lot of compliments, you always have to do what they want.)