Love: Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg... - FML

By bloom - 17/12/2008 04:10 - France

Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML

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By Brian - 20/11/2012 15:50 - United States - Sandston

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML

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By ohcrap - 28/09/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's father for the first time. We were at a restaurant and my bofriend kept playing footsie with me under the table. When my boyfriend excused himself to go to the restroom, the game of footsie was still going on. FML

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By maddie - 27/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML

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By whattheactualfuck - 22/01/2016 12:50 - South Africa - Durban

Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML

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Good one

By bf. - 19/12/2013 02:59 - Canada - London

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Dinner was going well until her dad secretly fed the asparagus to the dog under the table, and then "discovered" what a childish thing I had done. My girlfriend believed him. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2015 16:40 - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City

Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg on fire. FML

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By mortifying - 28/10/2019 20:00 - United Kingdom - Harlow

Today, I started playing footsie with the girl I like next to me in Biology. Turns out it was the table leg. FML

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By BadLuckCarson - 12/02/2013 05:55 - United States - Muscatine

Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML

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By anonymous - 27/02/2012 23:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I had my girlfriend over at my parents for dinner. When we were done, my dad went around to collect all the dirty plates and stacked them on his arm. When he got to my girlfriend, the weight became too much and he and the plates fell on top of her. FML

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Will you…

By why - 17/08/2013 14:18 - United States - Lexington

Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML

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the_space_pope 2

Wednesday 18 March 2009 21:58

If I someday have a daughter, and I don't like the guy she's seeing, I'm going to do the same thing.

moxy_fml 0

Friday 6 February 2009 17:56

You should say something, being passive seems like a bad idea in your situation.

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xXNancyXx 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 9:19

Was his wife sitting near you? Perhaps he intended to do that to her. otherwise, AWKWARD!

steffanie_fml 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 0:52

HAHAHAHA OMG. Epic.

kathira120 3

Tuesday 26 May 2009 5:43

That's really creepy! If your under 18, its certainly considered sexual harassment. If your over 18, it'd be sexual abuse. Confront him and then your girlfriend about this situation!!!

Tlizzle 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 22:32

Isn't it the other way around?

rocker8877 0

Monday 8 June 2009 4:05

Umm... That's sort of creepy, he probibly thought you were his wife with your scrawny legs :P

junkinmahcranium 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 7:55

Ew. Dump her. He'd come in while you're having sex and stroke you again! Maybe he has a foot-to-leg fetish. Ew ew ew.

hecuva 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 21:46

I think a swift kick to the shins probably would have fixed the problem... Agree with #1 not saying anything just tells him it's ok for him to do it again

fixer 0

Friday 10 July 2009 16:13

Maybe he was trying to get you to run away from the house screaming in terror and never see his daughter again.

bigraws23 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 15:35

Maybe you were confused with his wife

lincolnunit 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 23:48

that is.....disturbing; FYL indeed

indigo_x 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 23:13

LMFAO. Life suckss.

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Today, I ordered takeout. When I looked in the bag, I saw they'd included four sets of plastic cutlery. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, then estimated that there must be at least four people eating such a large meal. I was eating alone. FML

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Today, my girlfriend's mother called her in the bedroom for a serious talk. I overheard them arguing and yelling at each other. It turns out her mother found a condom next to her garbage. We got caught because her cat swallowed the condom and threw it up. FML

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Today, my wife of 2 years told me she was pregnant, after we've been trying for ages. Excited, about to call my parents, my wife then told me, "Don't get your hopes up it might not be yours, the father could be 5 other guys." And then asked me what I'd like for dinner. FML

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Today, while delivering an Amazon package, I arrived to this one house where the man was outside, so I just handed it to him. As he was reaching for it, his robe popped open. Twice. He was wearing nothing but the robe, and he was your typical fat, hairy, 40-year-old man. My poor eyes. FML

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Today, my girlfriend openly admitted to me that she wouldn't have gone out with me if she hadn't been drunk. FML

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Today, I logged into my bank account and started crying. Not because of the balance, but because the password is my anniversary with my ex, and it's the only reminder I have of happy days in my life. FML

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Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML

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Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML

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