Miscellaneous: Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should...

By sara - 17/09/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

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By Jules - 15/09/2017 17:00

Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML

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By sicktomystomach - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML

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By pregz - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML

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By Noname - 20/02/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML

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By ricksterile - 29/10/2011 00:44 - United States

Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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By Just..why - 25/03/2019 14:00

Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2014 17:26 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML

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By WhyM3Th0ugh - 10/09/2015 23:21 - United States - Sunnyside

Today, one of my idiot classmates decided it was a good idea to throw his water bottle across the room to his friend. Unfortunately, I was sitting in front of his friend. I now have a very noticeable bruise and bump near my temple along with a headache. Everybody laughed at me. Even the teacher. FML

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Eashag 3

Friday 18 September 2009 1:23

Lol FYL, stupid teacher.

Juli_fml 0

Friday 18 September 2009 1:24

your teacher sounds like an ass

Comments

pipsqueak7 7

Friday 18 September 2009 3:12

aw...those jerks! i hope you feel better soon

ogloc 0

Friday 18 September 2009 3:16

YDI for trying to play sports. Get back in the kitchen bitch.

mochiko 0

Friday 18 September 2009 3:34

#61 knows what he is saying

ogloc 0

Friday 18 September 2009 4:20

Oh what a surprise! It's a girl insulting me. You know I'm right.

Person1233 12

Friday 18 September 2009 4:35

Sexism =/= Cool. Trolling bitches =/= Cool. You = Fucktard.

ogloc 0

Friday 18 September 2009 17:49

Pointing and giggling? Sorry, I'm not in kindergarten.

null_fml 11

Friday 18 September 2009 21:39

Why not? Did you wander away again while the teacher wasn't looking?

godsrightnutsack 0

Friday 18 September 2009 3:27

those who can't do, teach. those who can't teach, teach pe.

jessxoxo28 5

Friday 18 September 2009 3:31

awww, thats terrible. i hope u feel better. ur teachers an ass. next time, throw the ball at his/her face

FerrariCake 2

Friday 18 September 2009 3:36

You could probably relieve more stress by kicking your PE teacher in the nads.

happyemokid8181 0

Friday 18 September 2009 3:41

Oh...=_( that sucks as many balls as a prostitute... I hope you didn't have lunch near then cuz I wouldn't be able to eat after and if it was before, it wouldn't have been pretty. I hope you puked on the teacher! Dick would deserve it. Remember that peptibismol is your friend..., And to anyone who says that it's only the fat kids who hate gym: YOU'RE STUPID!!!! I know a lot of athletes ( including me ) who hate gym!! So HA!!! SUCK IT!!!

oxrox 0

Friday 18 September 2009 3:58

Call the principle.

CaeliLady 0

Friday 18 September 2009 4:13

That really super sucks. Lol, leave it to the PE teacher to be a jerk, too. My PE teacher in high school was like that, too.

iFruit 0

Friday 18 September 2009 4:21

Right on, mercyFML (yep, i'm a girl).

iFruit 0

Friday 18 September 2009 4:25

Gym is shit. For me, anyway. Not fat, but not built like an althlete either. Not everyone who hates gym is a fatty!

anniemeece 23

Friday 18 September 2009 5:09

Same. Anyway OP, that sucks. I can't believe people on here, or your teacher. They seriously laughed when you were in pain and puking? Uh, how is that funny?

Amysbodybetrayal 0

Friday 18 September 2009 23:08

Personally, I hate gym because I very strongly dislike sweat (my sweat, that is, I don't care about anyone else's sweat). I really don't mind breathing hard and working my muscles, but I hate feeling sweaty and hot in all my other classes for the day. If I had a choice, I'd have PE at the last period of the day so I could go straight home instead.