Miscellaneous: Today, during my choral concert, I was helping turn the pages...

By a person - 05/03/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, during my choral concert, I was helping turn the pages for the pianist who was accompanying the singers. In the middle of the song, one of the pages slipped and fell into his crotch area. In a panic, I frantically reached to grab the music. Well, I grabbed something. It wasn't the music. FML

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By Chipper - 09/06/2009 00:14 - United States

Today, I was playing piano for a wedding rehearsal. Bored, I decided to pass the time playing through a book of music I found in the piano bench. Some time later the bride turned to me and screamed at me to stop. I had turned the page and had begun to play "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2010 07:21 - United States

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By Silverfeathery - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff

Today, during a moment of silence in front of the entire high school during my band concert, I managed to hit the stand with my flute, and loudly scrambled to catch it before it fell over. I've never had so many people look at me. FML

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that_one_guy 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 16:00

Well, did you finish?

ohmygolly 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 16:07

#1, Jesus Christ man, there are some things you just don't talk about in public!

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King_of_Kings_2 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 16:48

#7 just a heads up. fmylife suspended my account for saying the kinds of things you just said to me. this site seems to be getting more strict with the comments. im not trying to start a flame war with you. im just saying people on here are going to say what they want. but as long as they follow the rules, they are okay. and if i want to warn others or answer questions about why i got suspended i will. for the people who dont know about account suspension on this site this is a good learning experience.

King_of_Kings_2 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 16:51

#10 i will be careful. :)

King_of_Kings_2 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 16:55

i dont think it would have been a big deal if only 1 page of sheet music fell.

nah_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 16:56

what can you grab in someone's crotch area?

King_of_Kings_2 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 17:09

#15 you can grab someone's you know what.

nah_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 17:14

yea i know.. my question was for #13

Jimboom 11

Thursday 5 March 2009 17:24

Hey King_of_Kings.. No myspace. Gets blocked at work so I never bothered with it. I got Facebook but I hardly ever go on that

nah_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 17:29

@king and jimboom, just out of curiosity, where are you people from?

woody_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 17:29

OP, did you grab his mobile phone?

nomadxx7 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 17:43

#11 I'm not starting a flame war either. Just realize this.... I'm a new commenter myself and from the stories I notice A LOT of your recent submissions have nothing to do with the stories just that you like to state your account was banned. And sure I may be a little mean with what I said but it'd very to the point. You need to stop stating in every FML that "this is King of Kings still, just had my main account banned." It's very fruitless to do (since you and the moderator stated it will be back up and running in 7 days). It's similar to if you have a problem with someone. I'd rather you take it to a private channel versus just wasting time posting about your account ban and splashing in on the pages for 1) attention or 2) trying to make the moderator look bad. This is my last reply to you sir. If you'd like to continue this discussion let's take it to private messages or email. Because honestly you and I are not adding anything to this discussion.