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By HF44 - 29/07/2015 17:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML

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By Bechara - 13/06/2011 09:11 - Pakistan

Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 22:06 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at my mother's open-casket funeral, my sister-in-law went to pay her respects. As she stood in front of the body, she coughed, muttering "Bitch" in the process. Either nobody else noticed or nobody cared, and she went on her way, noticeably not choked up at all. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2015 18:56 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2015 04:54 - United States - Torrance

Today, I was given the following pearls of wisdom: "My grandmother always told me, if you've got nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all. Anyway, she was a cunt and so are you." Thanks, dad. Thanks. FML

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By brittrod - 05/12/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2021 06:54

Today, my mother-in-law passed away. She wasn’t even cold yet when my wife told me she wanted a divorce. Apparently, only her mother guilt-tripping her kept us together the last few years, but now she’s dead, she’s dumping my ass. FML

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By derbyboy - 19/10/2011 05:38 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML

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By O Boy - 28/04/2022 00:00 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, my coworker left a tiny mess in the break room. I cleaned it up and jokingly said, "Your mother isn't here to clean up after you." She started crying. I forgot her mom died last week. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, I overheard my mother-in-law and sister-in-law over the baby monitor. They were talking about how much better off my daughter would be if I were to die. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 17:30 - Germany - K?ln

Today, my husband showed up late to my mother's funeral. He swaggered in, happily finishing off a half-eaten taco. His excuse for why he was so cheerful: "She was an in-law, honey." Good to know I married a piece of shit in disguise. FML

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Miss_Chevious 37

Thursday 30 July 2015 0:15

Talk about monster in law...

Gemini907 18

Thursday 30 July 2015 0:15

People can be so insensitive. I'm sorry for your loss.

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tiredofwaiting 25

Thursday 30 July 2015 6:09

I would have punched her out.

Puckaroo 9

Thursday 30 July 2015 6:11

Lady needs an ass kicking for that comment.

GreekGleek6 22

Thursday 30 July 2015 6:17

I'm really sorry OP for your loss and the disrespect your mother-in-law showed. But I'm also confused as to why your husband's mother would be at your father's funeral. Especially if she didn't like him.

Hildy93 21

Thursday 30 July 2015 6:43

Wow that is just horrible

corky1992 33

Thursday 30 July 2015 7:56

how did you handle that? my dad and uncle went ape shit on a man who made a heartless comment about my grandma after she passed away. some people just have no compassion. I'm very sorry for your lost. I can't imagine how it feels to lose a parent.

jmaster888 11

Thursday 30 July 2015 8:56

I would have like slapped her

thecrazymancan 17

Thursday 30 July 2015 9:00

Who the hell shows up to a funeral when they hate the person who died?

Shade1982 20

Thursday 30 July 2015 9:52

Because it is 'expected' of family to show up and pretend it's all meadows and flowers, even though most families cannot stand each other...

shelzykid 12

Thursday 30 July 2015 9:45

How terrible! So sorry, OP.

fyl7899 12

Thursday 30 July 2015 10:00

That bitch would get smacked.

GhostFox 33

Thursday 30 July 2015 13:36

Withhold grandchildren privileges. Indefinitely. After all, they're 1/4 of that "lazy ****" so you should do her the favor of not exposing her to them. I am sorry that she is such a heartless bitch. I will hope someone makes that phrase very literal for her in the near future, because she does not need to be around you or any children you have.

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