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By HF44 - 29/07/2015 17:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML

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By Bechara - 13/06/2011 09:11 - Pakistan

Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 22:06 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at my mother's open-casket funeral, my sister-in-law went to pay her respects. As she stood in front of the body, she coughed, muttering "Bitch" in the process. Either nobody else noticed or nobody cared, and she went on her way, noticeably not choked up at all. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2015 18:56 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2015 04:54 - United States - Torrance

Today, I was given the following pearls of wisdom: "My grandmother always told me, if you've got nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all. Anyway, she was a cunt and so are you." Thanks, dad. Thanks. FML

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By brittrod - 05/12/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2021 06:54

Today, my mother-in-law passed away. She wasn’t even cold yet when my wife told me she wanted a divorce. Apparently, only her mother guilt-tripping her kept us together the last few years, but now she’s dead, she’s dumping my ass. FML

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By derbyboy - 19/10/2011 05:38 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML

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By O Boy - 28/04/2022 00:00 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, my coworker left a tiny mess in the break room. I cleaned it up and jokingly said, "Your mother isn't here to clean up after you." She started crying. I forgot her mom died last week. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, I overheard my mother-in-law and sister-in-law over the baby monitor. They were talking about how much better off my daughter would be if I were to die. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 17:30 - Germany - K?ln

Today, my husband showed up late to my mother's funeral. He swaggered in, happily finishing off a half-eaten taco. His excuse for why he was so cheerful: "She was an in-law, honey." Good to know I married a piece of shit in disguise. FML

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Miss_Chevious 37

Thursday 30 July 2015 0:15

Talk about monster in law...

Gemini907 18

Thursday 30 July 2015 0:15

People can be so insensitive. I'm sorry for your loss.

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britbrat237 14

Thursday 30 July 2015 0:40

wow bet you she was drunk out of her mind.

bazookajoey 27

Thursday 30 July 2015 2:17

Some people are really just assholes

Xacap 3

Thursday 30 July 2015 0:56

Guess what you probably be at her funeral coz u r younger right...

dansupp 6

Thursday 30 July 2015 1:00

Sorry for u lose

Kurby14 21

Thursday 30 July 2015 1:02

sorry for your loss OP. sorry your in-law is such a bitch :(

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 30 July 2015 1:07

Come on have some sympathy make shrewd comments later

arrowgold 19

Thursday 30 July 2015 1:12

That's an inappropriate thing to say at anyone's funeral, let alone your father's

Anonypus 20

Thursday 30 July 2015 1:15

Wow.

mynameischarles 13

Thursday 30 July 2015 1:20

I can't believe there are people that would say something like that during a funeral. Im sending prayers for your father.

speed150mph 2

Thursday 30 July 2015 1:39

And that is why I smashed her face with the flower vase your honour

brycemash 9

Thursday 30 July 2015 1:42

This is why satanism is a thing

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