By ewewew - 24/09/2009 22:10 - United States

Today, during our championship field hockey game, my mouthguard fell into a mass of geese poop. The referee made me put it back in my mouth. FML
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boomlol 0

he didnt make you.... and learn the words "**** you"

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crazynurse 0

That's why I always have more than one mouthguard whenever I play.

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OhhxGoshhxAri 0

Gross. There are too many damn geese in MA. They run around outside my school all the time. There's goose shit EVERYWHERE. It's so gross. ):

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izsy9667 0

How is there geese poop on ice, in other words, in an ice rink? You can't play at an outside ice rink cause it's the middle of September and still not cold enough anywhere for an icerink. It is nearly impossible for a mouth gaurd to fall out of a cage, plus, you should have had it in your mouth first of all. How do I know this, I play hockey myself. This is bull shit, fake.

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devendarling 5

Yeah. Field Hockey is generally a sport played by women in the fall outside. The field is lined like a football field, and the women run instead of use sticks.

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hockeyfml555 0

you didnt read her post did you, she said field hockey not Ice Hockey. A mouthgaurd can fall out easily, my one in Ice Hockey falls out often. i bet you have played hockey for about a year.

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lahdeeda 0

Actually, I play ice hockey and I had practice yesterday. On ICE.

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null_fml 11

Hahahaha. Nobody can ACTUALLY be that stupid, #46 is a very successful troll. Made me laugh.

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saloisio777 0

hey buddy its called Field hockey not ICE hockey

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xyourstruly3 0

who Dose that ? Playing in the game Isn't worth it If that's what u have to u do in that case !

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Panther_fml 0

haha... who doesn't know the difference between "field" hockey and "ice" hockey??? But YDI for saying geese... isn't it goose??? And YDI for not telling the ref to: "**** off ref, I am cleaning it off first!!!" Stand your ground!

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singachic87 0

1 bird (singular) = goose 2 birds or more (plural) = geese

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g00nie 0

I doubt that would really happen. No ref would ever make some do that. That's unhealthy, not to mention totally unsanitary

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iFruit 0

YUM YUM BUBBLEGUM THATS NOT SANITARY YOU'RE GONNA GET GEESE HERPES

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avcureton_101 0

Oh dude that is so not cool, i feel for you bro, but hey at least it wasnt human poop!!! lolz

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