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By Rohirus - 07/06/2012 23:09 - Sweden

Today, during the early hours, I got hungry and went to grab something to eat. I entered the kitchen, only to see my stark-naked dad sitting at the table, eating cereal and reading the paper. He just nodded at me and said, "Son." I think I need a new pair of eyes. FML

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By mountains - 19/11/2012 00:47 - United States - Pembroke

Today, I awoke in the midst of the night to find my half-naked dad drunkenly arguing with the microwave. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 20:00 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad, "What's up?" He casually replied, "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 10:00

Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML

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By huwauw - 17/09/2010 20:33 - United States

Today, I was doing my homework on the computer when my dad walked by with a plate of food, threw his fork at me, and said "POSTURE!" FML

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By squeltorey - 03/08/2012 19:28 - United States - Whittier

Today, after waking up, I went into the kitchen and took a swig of milk from the carton. I overestimated my strength, and the whole thing splashed all over my face. A few moments later, my dad staggered in, looked at me in disgust, and said, "You know what? I don't even wanna know." FML

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By Pinsky - 30/07/2021 23:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, I walked in on my mom, my dad, Sarah, and Sarah's husband James making dinner in the kitchen. Completely naked. At 2 p.m. They weren't cooking anything to eat. FML

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By :// - 05/11/2013 21:01 - United States - Romulus

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom, only to find my dad sitting on the toilet, blind drunk. He screamed "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" at me. I just wanted to shave. FML

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Skittish

By Anonymous - 18/07/2023 22:00 - Netherlands - Hardenberg

Today, my dad came home and wanted to grab a glass. It wasn't in direct sight so he slammed the cupboard door so hard, I peed my pants. FML

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Man's gotta have his biscuit

By Anonymous - 11/11/2023 23:00 - United States

Today, despite him having a truck and plenty of food in the house, my lazy dad woke me up early and forced me to get him a cup of coffee and a biscuit from the convenience store. They only had sausage biscuits. When I returned, he shot me a dirty look, ripped out the contents of the biscuit, and ate only the bread. FML

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By cereal stepper - 23/10/2016 09:42

Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML

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Friday 8 June 2012 5:53

You know what they say. It's only awkward if you make it awkward. Just kidding, that's awkward as hell any way you slice it.

blondebrunette11 4

Friday 8 June 2012 5:51

Did he wink when he said "Son" ..?

Comments

NYCZO 0

Friday 8 June 2012 6:01

Gross! Just don't sit on that chair ... Ever!

aleeshttylXD 9

Friday 8 June 2012 17:07

they could be switched.....

theangelfromhell 6

Friday 8 June 2012 6:01

I have a feeling that I will be thumbed down but, how is this an FML? Yea he saw his dad naked, ok. But its not like his day is ruined :P

theangelfromhell 6

Friday 8 June 2012 6:01

I have a feeling that I will be thumbed down but, how is this an FML? Yea he saw his dad naked, ok. But its not like his day is ruined :P

lonelyharts86 8

Friday 8 June 2012 6:01

This actually made me laugh. Good one.

shawnaishere 14

Friday 8 June 2012 6:04

We've all had that moment when we just wanted to walk around naked give it up to your dad for making it reality.

The_CL0GGER 0

Friday 8 June 2012 12:48

He should've at least used the newspaper to cover up his penis. I mean, isn't that what they're for?

Snackycake 20

Friday 8 June 2012 6:05

Father- son bonding time taken to the extreme!

Snackycake 20

Friday 8 June 2012 6:11

Oh my God, I didn't see just how wrong this comment sounded until I posted it....

xAttackAttackx 25

Friday 8 June 2012 9:58

...does that mean OP should've gotten naked, too?

Snackycake 20

Wednesday 13 June 2012 5:00

Well, according to the way I phrased it, yes...yes it does

perdix 29

Friday 8 June 2012 6:06

What the hell could you see? Was he sitting in a glass Börje over mirror Slätten? (That's IKEA-speak for a glass chair on a mirror floor.) Good thing you didn't come in three minutes earlier when he was stirring the sugar into his Fruity Pebbles.