By Rohirus - 07/06/2012 23:09 - Sweden

Today, during the early hours, I got hungry and went to grab something to eat. I entered the kitchen, only to see my stark-naked dad sitting at the table, eating cereal and reading the paper. He just nodded at me and said, "Son." I think I need a new pair of eyes. FML
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Same thing different taste

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TheFamilyElf 17

You know what they say. It's only awkward if you make it awkward. Just kidding, that's awkward as hell any way you slice it.

blondebrunette11 4

Did he wink when he said "Son" ..?

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I need a new pair of eyes from u juss sharing this story

Can you English just a little bit gooder next time? For me?

jaredofmo 22

"Son." "Dad.... YIKES!!!" "Come on. It's nothing you haven't seen before." (Has anyone else had their dad say that?) "I didn't want to see it that time, either!"

TheDrifter 23

Any time is freeballin time. Gotta let the boys breathe or they'll be all squished and sweaty tonight when... sorry op, forget I said anything.

So Dad, What's up? Oh, nevermind, I see, not much!

Nothing like a little father-son bonding time.

What is the huge issue with seeing someone naked? How can you possibly be so much of a repressed prude that you could be so eternally scarred to require new eyes? How can someone being naked on a piece of furniture render it a biohazard. This whole "someone I'm not sexually interested in has body parts and that's just gross" thing is just disgustingly ridiculous.

Thank you. I really don't see what the big deal about seeing your parents naked is. I mean, jeez, you came out of your mom's ****** and in a lot of cases, both your parents took you into the shower with them when you were a kid! Or maybe that was just me. I was semi-afraid of taking showers when I was about 6, so my mom usually took showers with me or sometimes, when she was too busy, my dad did. Same with my sister, only that it was me who was taking showers with her instead of my dad.

I was about to say that. Also... its his house, he pays for it. He could walk around naked all her wants.

comeatmebroo6254 1

You said early hours, right? I hope you just didn't include that it was dark.

Sneaky noor wanting the chair for herselfs >:o

ArielTheMermaid 17

For some reason the mental image I got was really funny

Funny? FUNNY? You think this is funny!?!? Well, that would make two of us.

towboater198425 6

It's his house he can do what he likes! If you don't like it move out