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By Rohirus - 07/06/2012 23:09 - Sweden

Today, during the early hours, I got hungry and went to grab something to eat. I entered the kitchen, only to see my stark-naked dad sitting at the table, eating cereal and reading the paper. He just nodded at me and said, "Son." I think I need a new pair of eyes. FML

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By mountains - 19/11/2012 00:47 - United States - Pembroke

Today, I awoke in the midst of the night to find my half-naked dad drunkenly arguing with the microwave. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 20:00 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad, "What's up?" He casually replied, "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 10:00

Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML

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By huwauw - 17/09/2010 20:33 - United States

Today, I was doing my homework on the computer when my dad walked by with a plate of food, threw his fork at me, and said "POSTURE!" FML

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By squeltorey - 03/08/2012 19:28 - United States - Whittier

Today, after waking up, I went into the kitchen and took a swig of milk from the carton. I overestimated my strength, and the whole thing splashed all over my face. A few moments later, my dad staggered in, looked at me in disgust, and said, "You know what? I don't even wanna know." FML

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By Pinsky - 30/07/2021 23:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, I walked in on my mom, my dad, Sarah, and Sarah's husband James making dinner in the kitchen. Completely naked. At 2 p.m. They weren't cooking anything to eat. FML

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By :// - 05/11/2013 21:01 - United States - Romulus

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom, only to find my dad sitting on the toilet, blind drunk. He screamed "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" at me. I just wanted to shave. FML

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Skittish

By Anonymous - 18/07/2023 22:00 - Netherlands - Hardenberg

Today, my dad came home and wanted to grab a glass. It wasn't in direct sight so he slammed the cupboard door so hard, I peed my pants. FML

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Man's gotta have his biscuit

By Anonymous - 11/11/2023 23:00 - United States

Today, despite him having a truck and plenty of food in the house, my lazy dad woke me up early and forced me to get him a cup of coffee and a biscuit from the convenience store. They only had sausage biscuits. When I returned, he shot me a dirty look, ripped out the contents of the biscuit, and ate only the bread. FML

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By cereal stepper - 23/10/2016 09:42

Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML

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Friday 8 June 2012 5:53

You know what they say. It's only awkward if you make it awkward. Just kidding, that's awkward as hell any way you slice it.

blondebrunette11 4

Friday 8 June 2012 5:51

Did he wink when he said "Son" ..?

Comments

rubbertoast 2

Friday 8 June 2012 6:15

I need a new pair of eyes from u juss sharing this story

aw3som3sauc3 10

Friday 8 June 2012 12:31

Can you English just a little bit gooder next time? For me?

jaredofmo 22

Friday 8 June 2012 6:15

"Son." "Dad.... YIKES!!!" "Come on. It's nothing you haven't seen before." (Has anyone else had their dad say that?) "I didn't want to see it that time, either!"

TheDrifter 23

Friday 8 June 2012 6:17

Any time is freeballin time. Gotta let the boys breathe or they'll be all squished and sweaty tonight when... sorry op, forget I said anything.

mazdamanpr5 3

Friday 8 June 2012 6:21

So Dad, What's up? Oh, nevermind, I see, not much!

krysxkatastrophe 14

Friday 8 June 2012 6:22

Nothing like a little father-son bonding time.

Zachthejoker 10

Friday 8 June 2012 9:30

Well that's a helluva way to bond

diaspora_fml 26

Friday 8 June 2012 6:23

What is the huge issue with seeing someone naked? How can you possibly be so much of a repressed prude that you could be so eternally scarred to require new eyes? How can someone being naked on a piece of furniture render it a biohazard. This whole "someone I'm not sexually interested in has body parts and that's just gross" thing is just disgustingly ridiculous.

xNephilim 18

Friday 8 June 2012 6:29

Thank you. I really don't see what the big deal about seeing your parents naked is. I mean, jeez, you came out of your mom's ****** and in a lot of cases, both your parents took you into the shower with them when you were a kid! Or maybe that was just me. I was semi-afraid of taking showers when I was about 6, so my mom usually took showers with me or sometimes, when she was too busy, my dad did. Same with my sister, only that it was me who was taking showers with her instead of my dad.