Kids: Today, early in the morning, I got a knock on the door from the...

By Anonymous - 23/10/2014 01:33 - Australia - Liverpool

Today, early in the morning, I got a knock on the door from the police. It seems my son and his friend had been caught throwing toilet paper at a neighbour's house. He's 23. FML

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By Female - 22/01/2013 23:16 - Australia - Elsternwick

Today, the police arrived at my door, telling me my child had been caught vandalizing. A boy who looked about 15 hugged me and said, "Hey, mum." I'm only 26 years-old and had never seen this boy in my life. FML

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By shitty neighbor - 25/07/2021 10:01 - United States

Today, I had to call the cops on my neighbor. I was heading off to work when I saw him actually shitting in our yard. The reason? They caught my dumbass rebel of a son on their security camera, shitting in their yard. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2015 11:41 - United States - Mechanicsville

Today, I had to bail my son out of jail, because he's a wimp and wouldn't last a night in there. His crime: pissing through the open windows of passing cars after losing a bet with his friends. I feel like if he gave me grandkids, they'd be born with half a brain. FML

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By Anon - 23/06/2014 23:13 - United States - Denton

Today, after nearly a year of being stalked, harassed and even terrorized, the police finally found out who my stalker was. It was my 19-year-old son, who thought it would be a fun prank to pull. FML

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By duckthehack - 28/01/2011 14:25 - Poland

Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML

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By Confuseddad - 16/02/2016 22:17 - United Kingdom

Today, two aggressive police officers appeared at my door informing me that a complaint was filed about my 18 year-old son having "inappropriate relations" with a 16 year-old. We live in England. I had to Google the law to prove to them this was legal. FML

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By Bec - 25/07/2011 14:10 - Australia

Today, the police were canvassing my neighbourhood about a recent robbery. When I answered the door, my brother saw badges, panicked, and jumped out our apartment's third-storey window in an attempt to escape. He thought they were after him for using a bong two weeks ago. I'm related to this twit. FML

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By fionnathehuman - 09/10/2012 22:56 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old son pooped in the back yard and used a stick to throw it over the fence into my neighbor's yard. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2019 06:44

Today, I was in a public toilet taking a dump. I then noticed someone trying to peep under the door, so I kicked them in the head as hard as I could. Turned out it was a 5-year-old looking for his parent. FML

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By ihateteenagers - 30/12/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML

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un0m3 14

Thursday 23 October 2014 14:23

If he is acting like a child, treat him like a child. Ground him.

vipirius 18

Thursday 23 October 2014 15:00

And girls never stop generalizing. See how 2 can play at that game?

Comments

dash99 10

Thursday 23 October 2014 19:39

I must ask...what did the neighbour say?

88rocks 2

Saturday 25 October 2014 7:47

They called the cops...

exo_went_insane 12

Thursday 23 October 2014 20:08

I see you raised him right :)

False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 23 October 2014 21:44

I guess that's just how he rolls.

demonfacee 14

Thursday 23 October 2014 23:08

That kinda explains why he still lives with you, he simply can't grow up.

amrose1318 10

Friday 24 October 2014 4:16

The question that comes to my mind. Was it used or unused toilet paper?

sammyjanette 17

Friday 24 October 2014 6:00

Why wasn't he jailed for trespassing and vandalism? Let me guess what you look like............

Niedermayer_20 12

Friday 24 October 2014 7:18

Surprised he was not with others.

Kittyphysics 21

Friday 24 October 2014 17:42

At 23 he could be out doing tons of stupid shit. Drugs. Driving drunk. Making awkward love babies. Tp is tp, it's harmless fun. I'm 28, and if I'd been asked to go along, I would have. My god you guys. Stop taking life so damn seriously.

syed121417 22

Friday 24 October 2014 21:17

In a sense I agree with you, with that he could be doing worse. But I think OP is referencing the fact that he is using his time to do tp someone's house instead of something productive. It's more about immaturity I think.

syed121417 22

Friday 24 October 2014 21:16

Not surprised but FYL still. Always remember: men never really grow up, they just learn how to hide their immaturity better as they age. I've defenitly learned that.