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By Anonymous - 04/12/2015 22:17 - United States

Today, even after recovering and being able to walk again, my dad keeps peeing in a bucket by his bed. He sees nothing wrong with this, even though it smells. FML

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By IAmACoolCat - 05/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

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By barface - 11/01/2012 02:52 - United States

Today, while very sick, throwing up in a bucket beside my bed, my dad came in pushed my face into the bucket. For a laugh, apparently. FML

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By ew - 15/09/2015 16:33 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my dad decided that campground bathrooms are disgusting and that on our upcoming camping trip, we'll have to keep a bucket of cat litter in our tent in case we want to go to the bathroom. FML

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Today, I was doing laundry and realized that my father had left dirty underwear soaking in a bucket outside for the last two weeks. I informed him that they needed to be thrown out, and they smelled like sewage. It's been over 95 degrees outside lately here. He then yelled and sweared at me. FML

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By MyS3lf - 19/04/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, I woke up to a strange sound that sounded like a lot of water being poured into a sink. It was actually my father in law using the bathtub as a toilet. He's staying with us, and is showing no signs of leaving any time soon. He thinks this is acceptable behavior. FML

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By pantsareathing - 13/06/2015 17:10 - Canada - Elliot Lake

Today, my dad has apparently decided that it's too much of a bother to put clothes on when he gets out of bed. He's been walking around in his tighty-whiteys for hours now. FML

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Today, I found out the hard way that my 74-year-old dad sometimes wakes up early and washes dishes. Sounds great, except sometimes he likes to do so with nothing on from the waist down. FML

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The future

By omen - 02/09/2020 10:01 - Indonesia - Majalengka

Today, I have to take care of my abusive grandpa. He's smearing poop all over the wall and peeing on the bed again. It's still morning and I'm bracing myself for doing this five times a day. FML

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idk_rose 25

Saturday 5 December 2015 15:10

Hakuna Matata

TomeDr 24

Saturday 5 December 2015 14:57

Just hide the bucket.

Comments

Richard6036 13

Saturday 5 December 2015 23:41

Your dad is a nasty beast

mixximoo 24

Sunday 6 December 2015 1:03

Laziness level 1000

sillygirl247 14

Sunday 6 December 2015 2:53

Some people are just disgusting.. He may as well wear a ******* diaper dude.

Lacalema 21

Sunday 6 December 2015 13:10

Aqaw

floup_fml 13

Sunday 6 December 2015 20:11

At least tell him to get one of these www.bodyjane.com

Catdragon 40

Sunday 6 December 2015 21:04

count yourself lucky. my mom used to pee on my laundry and poop in the tub. be glad its in a bucket. it might be easier for him.

MrsHumanFrog 19

Thursday 14 April 2016 9:25

if he refuses to stop, add a cap or two of Pinesol to the bucket at each empty (the deep caps). it at least masks the smell and helps be a tad more sanitary.